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@funnier-as-a-system

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fuck all the fake shit.

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

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at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

To be a good engineer you need to want to fuck whatever you're designing at least a little bit or else you won't give it sexy little touches

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

I'm not that into knightposting personally but I think it could be improved by being more fucked up. This is moving away from the fantasy media tropes it's typically drawing from but c'monnn... the helmet stays on you are a muzzled attack dog for the state/king/church/whatever. You don't get to have a face. Little miss instrument of violence

Fairytale typical shit about devotion and whatever is cutesy I see the appeal. But I want it to be worse

Maybe I'm not that into knightposting because I'm on some other shit entirely. I'm doing medieval mechsploitation. Does anyone want to play medieval mechsploitation with me

*leading the dark souls knight I adopted off the street by the hand into a gas station* so this is sort of like our bonfire. They have a lot of different kinds of estus here