GAH ! LAZYBONES !

“Well  WELL,  YOUR  BROTHER’S  AN  IDIO  [smarty  pants]!  YOU  KNOW  WHAT  [they]  SAY,  MAKE  MISTAKES  [not  war]….you  have  a  grandma,  right?”  

      nice  play  on  words  there,  but  he  isn’t  going  to  give  this  lightner  any  room.  Looks  like  his  ego  might  EXPLODE  any  minute  now  anyways…  and  big  shots  don’t  take  dumpster  deals.  “WHERE’S  YOUR  [bro  bro]  NOW?  WHY  NOT  [have  the  whole  family  over]?”

grandma ?  the whole family ?  heh,  seems this guy doesn’t get out much,  “  * sorry but...  they’re all six feet under .  ”  sans closes his eyes,  he’s gonna gloss over the little mishap about his brother,  the guy corrected himself .  he lets the pause hang for a bit,  really giving ‘em time to stew on the words before the characteristic punchline,

“LOOKS  LIKE  [you],  MY  [little  sponge],  TURNED  EXACLTY  WHERE  YA  NEEDED!”  The  puppet  looks  the  skeletal  figure  up  and  down.  It  doesn’t  take  long!  He’s  a  short  guy,  eyelevel.  “HEAHHE!  SO  YOU’VE  HEARD  OF  ME!  GO  AHEAD,  DON’T  BE  SHY!  TELL  ME  ABOUT  MY  [status  as  a  total  success  guaranteed!!!]….. OR  SAY  [goodbye  to  your  grandma].”

He’s  Lightner.  It  isn’t  difficult  to  tell.  They  SMELL  like  the  SUN.  

so,  that’s the running gag ?  interrupting yelling with ads ?  maybe if sans could do anything but smile,  his grin would deepen as his eyes dart around as the thing dances around him .  this whole place was like a little kid’s idea of a desktop computer,  maybe this guy is what  [idiot]  babies see when a virus makes ‘em cry .