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A list of all my fanfics for Genshin Impact/Chilumi (Childe x Lumine) for easy navigation! Will update this list as I write more fics!

I will also be uploading to AO3 if you prefer reading there! [AO3 Link]

Pre 1.1 Update

starconch — Lumine stumbles upon Childe at the beach one restless night.

glaze lily — Childe asks Lumine to accompany him to Qingce Village.

campfire in the snow — Childe suffers during the winter and Lumine has to take care of him.

Post 1.1 Update

*indicates fics I wrote before I discovered that Childe has an older brother and sister, and that his parents are, in fact, alive. owo

bloodlust — Tartaglia’s origins, his Childehood if you will.*

family holiday [part 1] [part 2] — Lumine finally arrives in Snezhnaya and takes Childe’s offer of visiting his home (mansion).*

fever dreams (family holiday part 3) — Lumine gets sick and Childe and the children have to take care of her.*

ice fishing [part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] — Childe invites Lumine to the annual Snezhnayan holiday dedicated to the Tsaritsa. There, she meets his entire family, and all the conflict that comes with them.

party disasters — Lumine and the Knights of Favonius are having a party when Childe unexpectedly shows up. Lumine gets a little drunk, Childe gets a little jealous.

mask — Childe invites Lumine to a masquerade ball. Lumine accepts. The party is filled with Fatui—Harbingers included. Uh oh.

*sobbing mess*

oof sososo many but I’ll link some that you guys should definitely check out that I feel like not enough people are reading (I love y’all but you guys have a tendency to stick to the same sort of fics/the same authors and these deserve a chance!):

‘we were in the neighborhood’ by shouldhaveknownbetter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19420912/chapters/46217818 - I’ve technically already read this one (it’s complete) but I feel like not enough people have read it so you should all check it out

‘and her name was freedom’ by @spideyxchelle

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17517158/chapters/41266601 - I’ve been huge into westerns since I watched ‘deadwood’ when I was a teenager but even if you’re not into westerns you’ll enjoy this bc it’s so well written and amazing…like all of spideyxchelle’s fics

‘but it’s better if you do’ by abusedtrademarkemoji

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19485238/chapters/46383190 - everyone knows this author for their fic where peter is an uber driver and he mistakenly thinks mj is a stripper lol but they’ve written more than that and you should check out all of their works incl this one which is a new accidental marriage au

‘fallout’ by @fargone5

https://archiveofourown.org/works/16321367/chapters/38179913 - a post-apocalyptic au that has everything you could ever want- badass!mj and mj sort of hating peter (enemies to friends to lovers, anyone?)…just perfect, check it out bc it’s criminally under-read

‘goner’ by @hulksmashmouth

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1010010- so I’ve linked the series goner is part bc you should all read it from the start before reading ‘goner’ literal perfection

‘under the black flag’ by @aquietconstellation

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19378441/chapters/46109497 - badass (pirate) mj! enemies to lovers trope! what more could you want?? pls read this, bc I really don’t understand why more of you aren’t reading it

‘spin sorrow into silk’ by machiavelien

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19467883/chapters/46339786 - this is new w only one chapter posted but I’m loving it thus far so check it out

‘misconceptions’ by @spiderman-homecomeme

https://archiveofourown.org/works/15222404/chapters/35306480 - I think most of you are aware of this fic but I’ll never pass up any opportunity to praise gloria bc she actually got me to like a fic involving a surprise/unexpected pregnancy

‘I keep on dying, because I love to live’ by @aquietconstellation

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18775840/chapters/44543899 - I’ve technically read all this in its entirity but this author is one of the best in the fandom and y’all are sleeping on her so she gets two mentions on my list!

‘to all the people who loved peter and mj before’ by perfectlystill

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1313228 - much like gloria got me to love a fic about an unexpected pregancy, this author got me to love this series which involves some sly love-triangle-esque elements (we all know how much I hate those) so check it out…SO well written and criminally under-read

‘extra-curricular activities’ by emptyhead

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1264742 - this is technically a series but I’m gonna list it anyway bc not enough of you read it…it involves mj getting trained in the mystic arts by dr strange and becoming a sorceress…need I say more???

‘the middle way’ by alaicrane

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17145053/chapters/40318916 - this fic hasn’t been updated in a while and I miss it so much :( but check out what’s been posted, it’s beautifully written

OKAY that’s a v lengthy and comprehensive list, but that should give y’all something to read for the next month I should think so…happy reading!

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

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