"Love isn't brains, children, it's blood."

did they ever fully resolve the custody issue because imagine if a social worker showed up again and Buffy was like "sure my living situation is stable! I'm currently living here with my sister, two friends from high school, my friend's ex fiance, my... on and off boyfriend who is chained up in the basement sometimes, another guy from high school whose name I keep forgetting, our former high school librarian, my sister's classmate, and a dozen exchange students. but I also have a job now. at the high school."

guys when we talk about hungover jenny at work what are we assuming caused it? drinking alone in her appartment to distract herself from the actual clusterfuck that’s her life or going out partying? if it’s the latter do we think she drove to the nearest bigger town bc she's certainly not knocking down shots and dancing on tables at the bronze surrounded by her students? we always talk about hungover jenny at work and don't get me wrong we should very much keep doing this. but we should also talk more about drunk jenny i think.

Genuinely so funny to have the characters on your main show actively have an argument about how it’s inappropriate to charge people for saving their lives whilst your spinoff show is on the third season of essentially that exact premise

Whenever it’s obvious that the beast of the week in Buffy is just a human actor galloping on all fours I start cryingggggg laughing. I can’t help it.

#they’re putting their whole pussy into being a rabid demon dog but that’s just Craig and Gary the stuntmen#it’s sooooo fucking funny #the camera is doing its best to conceal this but there’s no helping it (op's tags)

The fact that they never truly explored the concept of a Vampire Buffy in an Alternate Universe episode is crazy because like… There was so much potential in the idea of Buffy becoming the very monster she’s spent her life slaying. I know that the consequences of a slayer’s transformation into a vampire have been explored in the comics, but it would have been interesting the protagonist, the character we’ve all grown to know and love in all her kindness and humanity, being turned into a destructive entity. Like, what would she have been like? What negative traits would have been exacerbated? How would her experiences and trauma have affected her personality as a vampire?

Rupert Giles has two moods: A snapped English man who you do not want to cross EVER, and an old man frightened by sudden movements.

btvs s4 where they kept cordelia AND brought spike both as regulars (and moved ted to s4 as previously discussed) would have been the people's season of buffy. spike and cordy wouldve bitched out together so hard. buffy wouldve acted weird and cagey and jealous and genuinely nobody would be able to tell who she was jealous of. they might even have ended up roommates just to piss everyone off. anya wants to kill cordy like every other episode because she knows about cordelia/xander. spike is APPAULED by cordelia/xander because he likes her the same way he likes joyce. they meet for real because cordy walks in for a scooby meeting at giles's place (nobody told her about it but she shows up anyway) and spike is tied up in a corner and shes like "giles can you please keep your kinks to yourself" and then her and spike bicker into getting along. nobody understands it