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BRIELLE: we really are god i love us BRIELLE: PLS PLS PLS PLS BRIELLE: u suck BRIELLE: LAVENDERRRRRRR BRIELLE: heβs not musty he actually smells nice BRIELLE: i know and i said what i saidΒ
LAVENDER: NO NO NO NOΒ LAVENDER: yeah im aware ur not the only person who thinks so !!! LAVENDER: BRIELLEEEEEE LAVENDER: iβm sure he does but he is just... a little bland igΒ LAVENDER: this is harassment take it back or im gonna blockΒ
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BRIELLE: i love us so much wow BRIELLE: DONβT SKIP PLS OMG I NEEDΒ BRIELLE: sahar called him musty :/ BRIELLE: i said heβs NEARLY an andre god damn it lav
LAVENDER: not a question but i agree weβre the BESTΒ LAVENDER: BUT I DONβT WANT TO GO LAVENDER: i truly think i can only handle one family party a yearΒ LAVENDER: i mean.... i donβt necessarily disagree with herΒ LAVENDER: being compared to andre in ANY WAY is an insult you KNOW thisΒ
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BRIELLE: as we deserve tbh ?? BRIELLE: ew probably or supermarket flowers β¦gross i canβt believe theyβve invited him to the fucking thanksgiving dinner i wanna puke BRIELLE: so low an ant could climb it BRIELLE: gabriel ?? idk that rapper guyΒ BRIELLE: heβs kinda an ass but not in a sexy way or likeβ¦bc people deserve it way ?? heβs just emo in a weird way
LAVENDER: god we truly do deserve everything LAVENDER: they..... invited him to thanksgiving too ?? ugh gross iβm probably gonna skipΒ LAVENDER: oh gabe ?? he could probably work heβs cool ig Β LAVENDER: lmaoooo that sounds familiar. kinda sounds like mase who YOU called an andre Β
β imessage β± mase β€οΈ.
mason: you're my girl
mason: the fuck???
mason: you're not a shit person
mason: fuck lav, you know i think you're absolutely amazing and perfect, right?
mason: he's being an absolute fuckwit its pissing me the fuck off
lavender: i fucking love hearing you say that
lavender: yes, i know. you've told me a few times.
lavender: mase, it's fine. really not that big of a deal, i'm over it.
lavender: i was just curious if u knew if he was good now cause i want things to just.... go back to normal. if that's even possible at this point.
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BRIELLE: oooft u right babes a little pout and theyβre putty in our hands BRIELLE: EVERYONE IS BORED OF ANDRE the only reason dad likes him is bc he talks business well and brings flowers whenever heβs over their house :/ heβs dull BRIELLE: oh god ur right i just need someone who can take being disliked and is hot thatβs all BRIELLE: i met a guy at a party the other night who might work ?? BRIELLE: okay is he better looking than andre ?? yesΒ BRIELLE: does he shop at target like andre ?? no BRIELLE: but idk he rubs me the wrong way
LAVENDER: we could get whatever we fucking want !Β LAVENDER: ....doesnβt he bring target flowers though?? i think itβs about time we kick him out of the family. fuck it if bianca is engaged to him, he needs to be BANISHEDΒ LAVENDER:Β really not hard to find someone hotter, honestlyΒ andre has the bar set VERY lowΒ LAVENDER: whatβs his name?Β LAVENDER: so he meets all the criteria.... but what is it that you donβt like about him?Β
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@jade: I MISS LAVENDER
@lavender: @jade I MISS U MORE
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BRIELLE: IβLL RIOT IF WE DONβT BRIELLE: god i hope it doesnβt at least her last boyfriend didnβt buy clothes from target :/Β but iβm fucking stuck who tf is even kinda okay enough to bring home ???Β BRIELLE: heβs not /as/ bad as andre but heβsβ¦.likeβ¦.i dont really like him
LAVENDER: nah bitch, all we gotta do is pout. nobody can resist us, not even luciferΒ LAVENDER: iβm sure it wonβt, if she got bored that quickly with the last one then andre, of all people, has no fucking chance.Β LAVENDER: honestly ? no one is fucking good enough for our family so just find someone you think can handle the criticism and go from there LAVENDER: no ?? i refuse to accept that. mase could literally crush andre if he wanted toΒ
β imessage β± mase β€οΈ.
mason: what?? that you're my girl?
mason: wtf did he say this time?
lavender: yes, that
lavender: eh just some bullshit about how i ditched you and that i'll probably do it again in three weeks when we get into a fight
lavender: and it's fine but like.. i already know i'm a shit person, i really don't need the everyday reminder lol
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BRIELLE: do we get fire crowns bc i want one BRIELLE: A FUCKING ANDRE ARE YOU KIDDING???? thank you ??? itβs her second engagement and iβm ??? the one that gets the pity ?? BRIELLE: heβs justβ¦.almost an andreΒ
LAVENDER: weβre queens, so we better be getting fucking fire crownsΒ LAVENDER: the pity should all be going to her. i mean, it probably wonβt fucking last knowing her but sheβs still gonna have to deal with his boring ass for a while... andΒ thatβs worse than a million family christmas parties LAVENDER: heβs not even close to a fucking andre, what the fuck ???
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β imessage β± mase β€οΈ.
mason: well i wanna know if he has a problem with my girl
mason: ...what? you think hes still pissed?
lavender: ...say that again
lavender: most likely. last time we texted he was and he made that /very/ clear
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BRIELLE: omg queens of hell love that for us BRIELLE:Β oooft a whole fucking story ??? ew AND as we know my stupid sister is engaged so everyones gonna beΒ βpoor briβ if i donβt bring someone home BRIELLE:Β β¦.are youβ¦please donβt tell me ur actually dating mason ???
LAVENDER: itβs so fittingΒ LAVENDER: okay but sheβs engaged toΒ an ANDRE ?? if theyβre going to feel bad for anyone, it should be herΒ πΒ LAVENDER: i am.... ?? is there a problem with that?Β
β imessage β± mase β€οΈ.
mason: hey beautiful
mason: uhhh not 100% sure but he better be fucking over it
mason: want me to ask him for you?
lavender: i mean... you can ask him if u really want to.
lavender: but i'm pretty sure i already know the answer.
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BRIELLE: you know what??? shit u right imma just yeet myself to hell instead BRIELLE:Β i ??? think i might ask someone to just fake be my boyfriend to make my parents happy i brought someone home ??? even tho theyβll do thE SAME THING and pull me aside and sayΒ βbri you can do better cβmonβ
LAVENDER: honestly we would fucking rule hell, itβd be a great timeΒ LAVENDER: thatβs what i used to do, so itΒ sounds like a great plan to me. just make sure you have your story straight. made that mistake once.Β LAVENDER: i do have an actual boyfriend this year but... iβm not sure i want to make him go through the torture of meeting our family just yetΒ
β imessage β± mase β€οΈ.
lavender: hey babe?
lavender: do you know if parker is still pissed at me??
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BRIELLE: if u die bitch iβm coming to hell to bring u back BRIELLE: i got a text from dad this morning sayingΒ Β βcanβt wait to hear all about miami !! hope youβre bringing someone home this yearβ BRIELLE:Β β¦i wanna kermitΒ
LAVENDER:Β okay fair, but just come with me bitch! iβm sure hell is wayyy better than having to talk relationships with someone i havenβt seen since i was twoΒ LAVENDER: lmaooo so youβre bringing someone home this year orrr ??Β
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BRIELLE: pls dear god do not die on me bitch BRIELLE: if i have to go thru one moreΒ βso whereβs your boyfriend bri ??β all night iβm gonna yeet myself out the 18th storey windowΒ
LAVENDER: iβm not making any promises, but i willΒ try my best to not die. LAVENDER:Β and that is exactly the reason why i hate these family things, itβs fucking torture.Β
