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playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes
Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.
Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.
Way down the line, when they're leading Ottawa to another Stanley Cup, Ilya gets slammed too too hard by some eager new player. He's knocked unconscious and Shane practically flies from the box to the ice, watching as the EMTs intervene and carry him out on a stretcher.
Yuna goes in the ambulance with Ilya â Shane can't get out of his skates fast enough to run over in time, so he drives a few minutes behind them â and she calls Shane to keep him updated. It's fine, it's all fine, Ilya is already semi conscious and talking to them both. Shane's mind goes to all of the worst places anyway.
They lose service when they get in the elevator, but Yuna still sends out a text message with the room number. Shane speeds faster and then bolts through the hospital.
When he finally sees Ilya, minutes later, already in a blue hospital gown and connected to an IV but conscious and beaming up at him, Shane breaks into tears.
"Don't cry, solnyshko," Ilya says. "Come here," he holds out the hand that's free from the needles and Shane takes it.
"I have something important to ask you," Ilya tells him. It suddenly feels so serious. Shane's heart drops.
"Will you come to my cottage this summer?" Ilya says in a sing-songy voice, using his best Canadian accent. "Don't go to Russia. Come to my house, we'll have so much fun..."
Shane laughs. "You remember that?"
"Every fucking word."
âDid you put on sunscreen?â
Ilya sighed demonstratively and squinted at the sun dancing across the surface of the water.
âYes.â
âDid you really?â
Ilya looked up when Shane came to stand at his side, in turn looking down to where Ilya was sitting on the dock, feet dangling in the water.
âRelax, Hollander. Russians do not get sunburn.â
Shane snorted. âAnd I have the photos on my phone to prove that youâre full of shit, Rozanov.â
Ilya scrunched his face but Shane only raised his eyebrows at him, unimpressed, looking like a very strict boyfriend. It was so hot.
âYes,â Ilya said finally and raised his hand, drawing a cross over his heart with his finger. âCross my heart.â
âEverywhere?â
âYes, made sure to get my dick too. I know you would not forgive me if I couldnât fuck you because of a sunburn.â
Shane shoved at him with his foot, rolling his eyes but smiling anyway. âYou know what I mean, asshole. And I wouldnât forgive you if you got skin cancer because you refuse to put on sunscreen.â
âI know.â Ilya smiled softly at him. âWhich is why Iâm best boyfriend and put on sunscreen. Look, I even took it outside with me to reapply later.â He groped around for the bottle of sunscreen to hold it up and waggle it at Shane.
Shaneâs eyes went incredibly fond and he smiled softly. He bent down to kiss Ilya, one hand cupping his cheek gently, fingers grazing his ear.
âI am best boyfriend?â Ilya asked when Shane drew back a little. He didnât even care how blatantly he was fishing.
Shane grinned and dropped into a crosslegged position behind him. âYouâre the best boyfriend. Almost.â
âAlmost?â He turned to look over his shoulder and Shane laughed, kissed his cheek.
He grabbed the sunscreen and squirted a small amount onto his palm before spreading it on his fingers. Ilya almost jumped when his slick fingers dug into the skin of the shell of his ears.
âM-hm. You forgot your ears,â Shane said, rubbing the sunscreen into the inside of his ear shell, methodically working it in before moving to the outside, too. âBeginnerâs mistake.â
Shane finished slathering up his ears and pressed a soft kiss to the shell of his ear, wrapping his arms around Ilyaâs shoulders to pull him back against his chest. âNow youâre perfect.â
Ilya huffed. âI knew you have weird sunscreen kink.â
He felt Shaneâs breath of laughter against his shoulder. âNo, Iâm really into my boyfriend taking care of himself for me.â
Ilya felt himself melt against Shane. He dropped his head back against Shaneâs shoulder and blinked up at him, squinting against the sun. Shane was looking at him with so much tenderness, Ilyaâs stomach flipped and flipped and flipped.
âI love you.â
Shane kissed his forehead. âI love you, too.â

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Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a âLego winnerâ behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for âtrophyâ, heâd extrapolated a word for âthing you can winâ. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, âMummy? Itâs not rubbish. Itâs allowed to be a bottle.â - meaning, effectively, âI want this. Donât throw it away.â But to an adult ear, thereâs something quite lovely about âitâs allowed to be a bottle,â as if weâre acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.
Another good post to read for those writing small human characters.Â
My son was about three when he came to me in the middle of the day and said, âMommy, thereâs a knight behind the bush.â I thought he meant a toy knight or something. So I follow him outside and he goes, âListen. Do you hear it? Itâs night behind the bush.â It was a cricket. A cricket was standing in the little patch of shade under the bush, chirping. So, my son saw this dark area with accompanying nighttime sounds and decided, okay, well, that is a night right there. Their brains are incredible.
My little bean knows sheâs two, constantly saying proudly âIâm two!â And the other day she saw this very frail old lady who looked one foot in the grave, pulled a face and said âoh shiiiit. Sheâs three.â I almost screamed.
I live in Korea and have a lot of international friends, and the same is true with language barriers in adults.Â
*Looking at a bowl of pears* âCan you please pass me the⌠appleâs friend?âÂ
OH SHIT SHEâS THREE
the two year old bean is now 11, thatâs how long this post has been going around, and I STILL bust out laughing like a maniac whenever I read âoh shiiiit. Sheâs three.â
man yâall remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends
I want to state, for the record, that âall the avengers would live together in the towerâ wasnât collective headcanon, it was canon. The very last scene of Avengers (2012), the one they left us on, is Tony redesigning the tower, designing a living area for each Avenger. That was, canonically, what was supposed to happen, in canon, and they just changed their minds and decided to⌠not. For whatever goldarn reason.
GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS
Also it was canon for literal decades in the comics. First it was Avengers Mansion which was Tonyâs Manhattan family home and then Avengers Tower when Tony built it. At one point Avengers Mansion couldnât get their trash carried away because in order to operate in the US they had to be an embassy and NYC trash carriers donât service embassies.
One of the rookies on the Centaurs asking the guys on the team for advice on this girl he's been trying to date. He can't tell if she likes him and is just nervous about taking it to the next level, or if she's trying to let him down easy and he hasn't been able to pick up on it.
He doesn't get much useful advice and soon the guys are arguing about how long you can pursue someone before it starts getting pathetic. Holmberg is at one end of the spectrum at two weeks ("We're rich professional athletes, man, we shouldn't have to try that hard.") and Wyatt Hayes is on the other at three months ("Maybe she likes you but just doesn't want the WAG lifestyle. You need to prove to her that you see her as a person with her own goals separate from yours.")
Then someone notices that Ilya, despite his wealth of experience, hasn't chimed in yet and asks, "What do you think, Cap?"
"Two years."
The entire room goes still.
"What?"
"Two years," Ilya repeats, completely unashamed. "Is not pathetic to go for what you want. Not if you think they're worth it."
In sync, every person in the room turns to look at Shane, who's pretending to fiddle with the laces on his skates, looking pink-faced and vaguely pleased.
Finally, Holmberg turns to the rookie. "Okay, I guess two years is fine if it's Shane Hollander. Is your girl Shane Hollander?"
The poor rookie has no response to that. His girl is, indeed, not literally Shane Hollander.
"Man, gay people move different," LaPointe mutters.
"This is not a gay thing," Troy objects. "This is a Rozanov and Hollander thing."
& I do think that both Shane & Ilya internally are like. Phew thank god I snatched my husband up when I did. Because obviously all of these other hockey gays would want him. Heâs the best hottest hockey player in the world why wouldnât they? Meanwhile the other gay players are thinking Shane & Ilya are only with each other because itâs physically impossible to fuck the game of hockey
I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like
"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally canât code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we canât seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.
nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs
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the sexiest thing u can be is casually kind and unconditionally gentle btw
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i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.
thinking abt the first time shane calls ilya his family⌠itâs fall 2017 theyâre talking abt christmas shane asks ilya if heâll come spend it with him & his parents in ottawa & ilya is all âoh you donât have to invite me i know christmas is a family thing for youâ and shane is ??? um yeah⌠youâre my family⌠which is why i want you hereâŚ. & ilya dies on the spot

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god i can't stop thinking about hollanov as parents. i think obviously they want to keep their kids out of the public eye as much as possible and they both don't want to post them online but with their first child (daughter of course), they're both so enamored with her, especially as she grows up. i think ilya especially likes to share little glimpses of fatherhood on his socials. here's a list of little dad things i think ilya would post:
of course a close up picture of their baby's hand holding a cup ring. it's probably the first picture ilya ever posts of her. he captions it: dynasty.
picture of shane with a burp cloth on one shoulder and spitup completely staining his other shoulder, holding a bottle and staring exhausted into the camera. probably captioned something like #dadlife
close up video of ilya's face, the top of his head visible, where a tiny little hand is pulling his curls and banging a rattle toy against him (baby hollanov is cooing and screeching) caption: my daughter thinks my head is a drum
video of hollanovling toddling up to ilya with a closed fist. ilya holds out his hand and says, "for me?" and she hands him a single macaroni noodle and babbles something incoherent. ilya responding, "oh...thank you sweetheart..đ"
video of shane on the deck of their house; outside is blanketed with snow and there is a giant snowbank off the deck. shane is repeatedly gently tossing their daughter into the snowbank. she is giggling wildly and kicking her little legs in the snow and going "dada again!!" shane is laughing and jumping into the snow too. anya is circling around them wagging her tail and licking their faces in the snow.
picture of anya with purple and pink marker scribbles on her face and muzzle. caption: daughter decided anya needed a makeover today, doesn't she look pretty!
picture of shane's hockey stick and helmet with dinosaur and rainbow stickers scattered across them. caption: someone decided to decorate their daddy's hockey gear. shane comments "the dinosaurs feel personal..."
theyâre chilling in the living room at their home in ottawa, each lying on a couch. ilya is making noise with his mouth âpspspspspsâ and shane already annoyed asks âwhat the fuck are you doing?â and ilya replies âcalling you, thatâs how you call kitttensâ and shane throws a pillow at him.