Feeling inspired so if Heathers the Musical was filmed on a set.
Veronica: A future gas station attendant.
Kurt: ...You have a zit right there.
Veronica: That wasn't your line.
Kurt: I know, I forgot my line.
Director: WAIT keep that there. That is perfect!
Heather: If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important.
Heather: Sorry, sorry. I can't help it because now I am imagining you holding a meat cleaver trying to measure Veronica's angles.
Director: This is the 75th take.
Heather: Honey whatcha waiting for-
Heather: *push* SHUT UP HEATHER!
Everyone: Holyyyy shiiiitttt
Veronica: Crap, wait I forgot my que, sorry.
Heather: VERONICA DON'T FORGET THE CORN NUTS IT'S NOT A PARTY WITHOUT CORN NUTS!
Director: Damn it you two.
Ram: Why do you gotta be so weird all the time-
Martha: Says the guy who wears his underwear for half the musical.
Ram: Martha please stop, we need to get through this scene.
Heather: My d---'s bigger than John Lennon!
Kurt: Veronica, please take this seriously.
Veronica: Kinda hard to when you're singing about balls and well, you two are actually gentleman in real life.
Kurt and Ram: Big sword fight in her mouth~
Martha: How do you even fit two d!cks in one mouth?
Heather: Martha, you're not even in this scene.
JD: We can start and finish war- *drops gun* Oh shit.
Kurt, in a spiderman position on the fence: Hah you dropped your- *falls* AH
Veronica: Shouldn't you three be dead, why are you in this scene?
Heather: The director thought it would be funny for Kurt and Ram to attend their own funerals.
Miss Flemming: *reading the lyrics for Shine A Light* Do...Do I have to say this?
Miss Flemming: "I faked it" Did you forget we casted my real husband for this-
Heather: Are you saying Westerburg is a bad place?!
Heather: No I- *starts laughing*
Heather: Heather, come on.
Heather: Sorry, it's kinda weird to see you be mean when you're the nicest person ever.
Heather: We need to get through this scene.
Heather: Okay, okay. Bully me, give me your best.
Heather: Oh my gosh Heather.
Martha: *practicing* I took that scab and put in a loc- Okay, I don't want to say that.
Martha: My character is supposed to be an innocent bean, not a creep.
Director: Because she's not a creep.
Martha: No one fucking puts a scab in a locket!
Veronica: This is it! I won't cry-
Veronica: Jason stop interrupting me while I sing this song is very hard to sing.
Veronica: How am I supposed to take this seriously when Heather's in a kimono and Kurt and Ram are in their underwear posing like 🧍🏻♀️
JD: I WAS MEANT TO BE YOOOOUUUURRRSSSSS
Veronica: I'm in the closet-
Veronica: I wish you'd come with me!
JD: I wish I had more TNT!
Director: Damn it! Take 67!
JD: Our love is Gooooooddddd
Heather³, backstage: Kaboom~
Everyone: Oh thank goodness.
Heather: That was a hard note to hold.