My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

dropout 24/7 is a really fun concept but i do have this sinking feeling that one day im going to flip it on for shits giggles and my overwhelming need for background noise and find myself face to face with the 125th minute of safe harbor or something

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.

If you loved Heated Rivalry and watched Off Campus and consistently misgendered Jules you are the sort of people that make Shane and Ilya so scared to come out

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

I admit I have enjoyed looking at boobies once or twice

perhaps a guilty pleasure

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.