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june 12, 2026: spacex goes public

spacex valuation: ~$2,000,000,000,000

elon's cut: 38%

elon's net worth now: $1,000,000,000,000+

me: having a financial crisis over the $7 oat milk upcharge

billionaires speedrunning capitalism while i'm still on the tutorial level

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Loving you isn’t this dramatic movie scene with violins and rain. It’s you stealing my hoodies and me pretending to be mad about it. It’s the way you remember how I take my tea and that I hate when my socks get wet. It’s all these tiny, ordinary moments that somehow feel like magic because they’re with you. I didn’t know my heart could recognize someone else as home until it started beating calmer whenever you’re around.