u button

hold on, i need to recline this request

can you please tell me what an ass hat is?

THIS ISN'T PUNK, THIS IS POP, UGH

FETCH ME THE TWEED

heather i need your tweed pants

seriously though, like what if someone carried around a naked mole rat in their pocket?

heather lynn you think you're so damn special but there's a million other girls like you

mirror mirror on the wall, who's the rudest of them all? heather, the answer is heather

why do you literally put everything i say on there

mmmmmm celery

we don't want liquidy heather we have to make brains out of this

how are we supposed to bake muffins without butter

i'm not sure if today is the opportune day for this

why u starin'?

i miss dishwashers

last night i had a dream that i went to the party but instead of being the doctor i was john o'callaghan and now i'm seriously considering being john o'callaghan