latinathlete

Im so fucking hungry

Me day 1 of calorie deficit

we all got that one homie who was added during the limited time collaboration event

All I think about is love. Giving love, making love, embodying love, loving to the highest degree, being loved. Love consumes me, love runs me, love is me.

i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate

making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half

my sister works in a nursery (in scotland for context) and today a kid came up to her and said "can you put on 'release my wee da'? I want to dance" and my sister was like ?? what the fuck is 'release my wee da', so the kid sang a line of it. turns out, feliz navidad

release my wee da everyone ⛄🎄🎅

The idea that you shouldnt fuck your friends is wild. Theyre the ones who like me and make me laugh and take care of me. Who else am i supposed to fuck? A stranger?

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

insane news, today a man in my city stole a bus and just. kept making all the stops.