To Start At The Beginning

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

Reblog to make black queer people feel visible and supported (and also to make a white gay big mad)

[person with a horrendous understanding of both marxism and queerness]: Closeted people are the bourgeoisie of queerness, because they benefit from the labor of out queer people while adding no visible queerness of their own.

im sorry. my satire posts aren't meant to be prophecy

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.