To Start At The Beginning

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

[ID: manga panel of Laios Touden from Dungeon Meshi yelling “We’ve been eating three square meals a day and getting plenty of sleep…” “And that makes us more serious about this than you are!!” /End ID]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

As a D&D goober...this 100% accurate.

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Are you a badass enough of a motherfucker to give me a hug