Las Variables de Maru

Siempre y cuando quieras, obviamente 🙌

I have yet to find a logical reason to stop.

We're not accusing you of transporting chicken. We're simply going to verify that by placing our faces directly inside your bag.

The coffee is not difficult to prepare. Her smile afterward remains considerably more interesting.

Her sense of humor remains deeply irresponsible, albeit strangely charming.

Batata discovering that his shadow has unionized.

Every time I attempt to teach Marianne something, the process becomes less efficient… and considerably more interesting.

I have survived Borg attacks with less difficulty than spending this evening with you.

Mi gata actuando como víctima de una hambruna victoriana, 20 minutos después de cenar / My cat acting like the victim of a Victorian-era famine 20 minutes after dinner

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Memorias de Cleopatra, de Margaret George

I am attempting to remain operational, Marianne. You are making that increasingly difficult.

🙈🙉🙊

Yesterday was my birthday and I still haven’t seen the Enterprise landing in my garden 😒

Celos, la última frontera / Jealousy, the final frontier

Instagram recently shut down one of my art accounts, and the sense of helplessness is awful. At this point, only an android boyfriend with a positronic brain could recover it… and restore a little stability to my life.

Pasó de ladrón de comida a músico de blues callejero en menos de 3 minutos. / From food thief to alley blues musician in under 3 minutes.