Magical beasts and where to find them (for real): Costasiella kuroshimae is a species of sea slug found everywhere from Japan to Indonesia or Philippines and is the world's cutest 5mm creature.

Magical beasts and where to find them (for real): Goblin shark (Mitsukurina owstoni) inhabit upper continental slopes, submarine canyons and seamounts throughout the world. Not a cutie but very nice dude.

Magical beasts and where to find them (for real): Pink fairy armadillo (Pichiciego) is endemic to central Argentina and a pretty good nigiri-sushi impersonator.

And IT'S a real animal and not an alien.

Also in every Muppet Show.

Don't tell him anything about his nose, pls.

Nancy (The Craft).

Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer).

Blue Caterpillar (Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland).

Janet (The Good Place).

The Ashleys (Recess).

Dougal & father Jack (Father Ted).

Nabiki Tengo (Ranma 1/2).

The Cat (Red Dwarf).

Brian’s mother (The life of Brian).

Evil Turtle (The Amazing World of Gumball).

Grenda & Candy Chiu (Gravity Falls).