𝓅𝒾𝑔 𝓂𝒶𝓃 @lardass999 - Tumblr Blog

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HI! i like things and posting about things!

things i like: preschool shows, peppa pig, vocaloid, ppgg (older seasons), annoying orange, cars, WIR, water, Mexican food, touhou, dvds and much much more...

MINOR!! do not be fucking weird. or else.

dni: pedos, racist (doesn't matter if I'm white, fuck off.), homophobes, ableist, and other bad things

also i'm kinda in the middle of my gender, so call me literally anything

oh, also i am the IRL equivalent to len kagamine from vocaloid

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I DELETE EVERYTHING WITH A BAKA IN IT!

LOOKING AT YOU NIGHT WIZARD AND FUCKING C*****

I will bomb everyone

shu-todoroki

Finally obtained my Shu Todoroki livery in a game called real racing 3! I think it looks pretty cool. Thoughts?

lardass999

the-devils-keeper-deactivated20

replace one word of your url with bitch

kianf1sh

i have. Horrible news.

chaos-triangle

Bitch-Triangle! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

pademelonluck

Bitch-luck!

@irishfry @bagel-of-decay Check this out!

trans-girl-bagel

Bitch of decay :3

half-fey-freak-of-nature

half-fey-bitch-of-nature

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one word. bitch😸😸😸

little-miss-miserable

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bitch01

b…bitch-chan….

bitchgamesgalore ♥︎

Bitch20104ever 🤓😼

bitch-help???

Bitch_withoutcheese

starlightluvstickling

Bitchlovestickling

bamthebatmobile

BitchTheBatmobile

WTF?!😭

vinylv1

BitchV1 💀

@blairefrances @megatruxfr @stuffgoestothesoupstore @capricorncorvette @redisloser @pluraluke

sentient-car-hell

MEGABITCHFR?????

gerydabirb

GERYDABITCH!?!?!!

sentient-car-hell

Updated, sentient-bitch-hell.

luckycloversyaralololl

luckybitchsyaralololl

HELP ME WHAT

lardass999

bitchass999

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very normal batmm fan comic made with rinamaru's creators

#batmm #blaze and the monster machines #crickle #crusher x pickle #yaoi #gay #yandere #yandere pickle au #this is my bakudeku

made a sign for my lake.

as always credit to @colorfullaudino for the original image, but if it has a drawing feature i'll put him there, as a tribute.

iwillneverwork

Make yourself using this picrew and tag who you want!

@meadow-roses (Meadow!) @loftwingofcrimson (Lo!) @unknown-art-loverr (Lo friend!) You wanna join? :3

mossysjournal

love the variety of backgrounds, the FNAF ones took me out lmao

@lustfuldemonlady (ik you'll love this one), @sageourplanetmeow @cmd-shift4 @ayat-official @deadgirldreaming

sageourplanetmeow

Ah yes finally a picrew with wine to show how classy I am as well as my high tolerance ✨ also the art style is crunchy. Mhm. Good stuff.

@veedoodlescartoons @warfstache234 @minimosquitogirl-deactivated202 @starfish2006 @yourlocalgrammarfreak @leekandpotatoes @freckles-a-constellation

yourlocalgrammarfreak

Woahh so many ace ppl, tysm for tagging me :D

I love picrews aghghh

[ @therealjigzaw @werepire05 @sirpompet @nerd-alerts @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @unablebagel ] /no pressure!!

nerd-alerts

Made my sona instead lol

@sage0clock @mimsicalmidnight @maedaeeee @tabbykai + open tags

doingautismsohardformyfandoms

heyyy wasnt tagged but yea :P

open tags! mostly ace chain lol

lavenderhazeleyes

I love the artstyle of this one :o

Hopping on the ace train :p (technically acespec but still-)

@indigodreams109 @prismadog @magical-soup @iwasonceabookworm @murderousbook @sundewanimatics @stary-night @thegracefuljay @waytooobsessedwithmcyt @unabashedfandreamland @mossylemon @frys-the-cat @blindstargazer + anyone who wants to join

iwasonceabookworm

love the colours on this one :D

@iridescentis @4thegays @thegrinningghost + open :D

iridescentis

this is so cuteeee i love this one

@weirdthoughtsandideas @disorganised-bagel @cassthecrypt1d @poisonarrow98 + anyone who wants to join :D

disorganised-bagel

ty for the tag :) this is a very cute picrew

@abreathingrock @kitsynnnn @1nd3c1s1ve @fairytyperaccoon and anyone else who may want to :) (no pressure though)

abreathingrock

This picrew is so cute :3

@lemontrance @cassthecrypt1d Uhm all the other ppl I usually tag were tagged by Bagel already (/nm) so anyone else who wants to can join >3<

cassthecrypt1d

wowie I was tagged twice :3

@eatorganicmulch @cr0wqui11 @unusualeducation @magical-sweet-kitty and anyone else who wants to join in!! ^^

blueshinyjellyfish

Thank you so much for the tag moot :D

@undeadcrimson @the-parmesan-seeker @deersgutss @fish-without-legs @fatherfigurefusion @lovelettersfrome + anyone that wants to join ^_^

fatherfigurefusion

Thanks for the tagging!

Tagging the following: @mythgirlimagines @peckforlovingheck @jiducks-semitoness @rachelcommitscrimes @elithebi @lordcryosrealmoftrash @wolfshystuff @starlightscarsyt @biggestlen @applesauce1739 @mystiqmemory @chikainowingbeat @harrowharr0w @runawaysfromthepride @utsukurou @deersgutss @star3synth @finsettoland @lostmotivation2draw @stargazemystique @frankensteinsayo @rickypottsirl @our-six-saints

star3synth

hiya thanks for the tag!

tags /nf: @zereshq @niiiiiiiijitan @m3ow-w0w @slippysquiddy @jackabbot + anyone else who wants to join

niiiiiiiijitan

@cru5h-cascades @chippkamuri @ceilingfanofdoom + open tags (you don't need.to do this if u don't want to btw)

ceilingfanofdoom

@oliversillyboi @noodle28 @hungeredhare @daialune @gelmoq

oliversillyboi

closest I could get but my hair is a darker brown + gave myself ears and a tail

also most the time my hair is in a bun or a braid but on picrews it makes me look 5😭😭 + I have curly hair 🙃

@prosperoisadiva @sstrang3crypt1d @smilee5940 @digitaldollipop @st0rmstruckskyz @moris-i-cant-move-it-anymore @mistyspace @liv2draw @cocomarsh + anyone I forgot + open tags

livs-reblog-center

Yay it me :3

(It’s me @liv2draw btw this is just where I reblog stuff)

@makithewizard @len-online @oddity101 @ellathepuppi @urfriendlyneighborhoodweirdo @stary-wolf +open tags

stary-wolf

Heyy thanks for tagging me! And omg i was so happy when i saw all these options like THE CAT FROM THE SPIRIT PHONE ALBUM AS A PIN AND LEMON DEMON SHIRT (hes currently my favorite artist if you couldnt tell)

@lardass999 @kangelcheesecake (idk who to tag chat)

lardass999

the phone is a rotary dial by ghost and pals reference

idk i don't have many moots so ummm

@number-1-spud-fan @colorfullaudino

abrocoli123

lardass999

hyyl18

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

randomfandoms47

Mine doesn’t really have lore, I just am in a bunch of different fandoms with no correlation, and I post about them all

@privygrid

My only mutual that posts

privygrid

Hehe hi

So mine comes from among us, specifically around the time they added the account feature and you could generate random names and at some point i got "privygrid" and it like immediately resonated with me so i use it everywhere now

tags with my questions/guesses below the cut

ebulatheduck

my username is nebula without the first letter, and that's actually the name of basically an oc i have who's a duck, and she's a duck because i had (and still have) an obsession with ducks when i was maybe 9 years old. it's explained more here

tags below the cut (holy hell i have so many mutuals)

pandabunnycallmeeither

mine’s just two nicknames I like loll

uh, for mutuals, imma tag those I see more often lol

crazypieceog

So ehm... i just made up a name on the spot. It was originally meant to be crazypieceofcheese but i messed up and clicked g and sent it and i was like "close enough i guess" so yea...

Fun fact, while you can pronounce however you want, i like to pronounce "og" like in the word "hog"

@peasthedumb-reblogs (i'm really curious) @gone-crabbing (if you want) + open

gone-crabbing

Lowkey five seconds before I got my acc I went evicting crabs from their habitat (i put them back) with my dad so I just came up w that I was gonna go for crabinabucket but a person from 2009 already took that and disappeared into the void so what can you do ig

TAGS GO BRR @erasermic-enthusiast @goldenstrawberrytiger @b-does-arts @thendrinkyourkombucha @conservatives-worst-nightmare @iamachuchu @hylianscribe @gracefulgirl3 @everyarcatonce @mysteriouscoffee @like-dandelions-in-the-wind @juviaenochian @cinnabunnsky @technosqueek @selmietheseal @whiteraven-cosmere @the-bookgremlin @at-midnight @itsa-thing @eldest-daughter-syndrome @ho-ho-homosxual @mrseeker @lous-basement @trainautismgobrr @silly-sleepy-boy @goofballmaddy @afrozenbee @hyruledwarriorr @manyfandomfanatic @gimmeduckz @crystalline-cheeto @sleepyy-27 god I did not realise I had that many moots jeez

cinnabunnsky

so my name is a combination of one of my cats names and a bunny(??idk why) and the sky apparently because I have no idea

wow little me had no idea I would always use this name

lowkey wish I chose something else

oh well

yay moots: @veenomorph, @darklightthedragon, @xiaxiaoo, @gone-crabbing (already posted but I'm still putting it), @mistylark, @kadiejolol, @freakunderthecouch, @emilydjgamer, @silly-fi5h, @cultofcreatures, @yourlocalbeavheadshipper, @exkomuses, @nexkode, @vinniewinniethefroggy, @francescaarts, @vanillabean5645, @lizzy1579, @hummingkittis

im done

byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

silly-fi5h

Idrk I just wanted a username that felt right and silly-fi5h just feels right because I've always loved water and called myself a fish, I was also a water birth sooo um ya, and the silly in my name is just because I am a silly guy >:3

@cr0w1zd3d @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @oddity101 @kaicinnamorolllover @grain-character @lydia-khoward

oddity101

mine is kinda just bc im weird asf and out of sll the online names I've tried, Oddity just feels... right. That's really all lol

@lilithluvs2draw

@what-the-actualhell

@vincentwhittman-vox

@liv2draw

@luci57575

@murderdrones777-aka-ash

@miko-gone-bad

@shippingkiwiz

@starsandstuffyayyy

@woahlookatthatcoolbird

@yourlocal-fizzy

@zaeltheclone

ALL THE ONES I CAN CJRRWNTLY REMEMBER

livs-reblog-center

ok so basically my name is Liv….and I like to draw.

So Liv is kinda like a play on of live. So I live to draw….yup. Liv2draw.

@oliversillyboi @makithewizard @stary-wolf @len-online @digitaldollipop

stary-wolf

Ty for tagging twinster⭐️ so uhh when i was 7 i made a roblox account, the user was starywolf198, i just loved stars and wolfs and 198 just felt right, i have now used that same name or some variation on (almost) every platform (my second most used name is TheGreenestBean)

Uhh @constellationcoalition @kangelcheesecake @lardass999

lardass999

the word "Lard ass" is a reference to a character from the mario dude's ppgg series as daddy pig has a shirt that says "Lard Ass" and he's my favorite character so i used it.

999 is just cause i like the numbers 4 thru 10

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WHY DAN HALEN IS BETTER THAN ENCHANTIA'S CURRENT PRESIDENT!!

Dan halen is the BEST red haired flesh blob with arms and legs, and Roland is the worst fucking person ever i hate him more than my ex husband corvax (fuck muzzy as well) and, dan halen is CLEARLY better than him bc look! he makes amazing things like "the baby death trap" and glug.. and that chicken restaurant... now don't get me wrong, Cedric is wayyyy sexier and better bc he's like so like hot and like beautiful and like other stuff ig?? but you see... Roland is just not good?? not even like.. hot OR beautiful?? but Dan is kinda hot ig.

SO we should fucking kill him! he is RUINING enchantia! and also steal his wife.

pixelthenerdcat-deactivated2017

Cars Fanfic Author Problems:

“Wait a minute can they even do this they’re freaking cars”

You start to write something about ears or hands and then you remember like “…oh wait-”

getting anxious about putting human food in a scene so you just say oil to make it less conflicting

C A R H U G S …

“THEY’VE GESTURED WITH THEIR TIRES LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID VEHICLES LIKE I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME”

unsure about how to make a scene more dynamic cause the characters can really only just sit there talking to each other

“IS. LIGHTNING. MCQUEEN. OOC. I SWEAR HE’S OOC IN THIS SCENE”

Or, alternatively: “IS ANYONE IN-CHARACTER IN THIS SCENE OH GOD I DON’T KNOW THIS SERIES AT ALL DO I I’M HORRIBLE”

“wait do they even have windshield wipers”

“how far can they stretch their axles out like arms omg this must read so awkward”

when you have to write Mater’s dialogue and you start to say it out loud in the Larry the Cable Guy voice cause good God how do you write that voice properly (i.e. occasional horrid grammar and/or catchphrases)

*incoherent screaming about car anatomy*

“Okay would McQueen really cry here no he’d hold it in- but wait a second wouldn’t it be more powerful if he broke down here- alright listen up here-”

“OKAY IS IT THE ENGINE OR THE BATTERY THAT’S THE HEART I’M SO CONFUSED AND I’M THE ONE WRITING IT”

fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de

i’ve never been more baffled by any single post on this website and i’ve been here for four years

musicalhell

Cars fanfic is a thing which I both somehow knew must exist and at the same time was perfectly happy never acknowledging the existence of.

lesbianrustcohle

content-wise, this is the least relatable post i’ve seen in weeks

and yet somehow i feel like i ghostwrote it because op’s frustration at writing is universal

shu-todoroki

I haven’t wrote any cars fics (yet and probably won’t since my English is not that good to write something like that) XD

lardass999

bruh i was writing a batmm fanfic and i genuinely get so fucked up bc THEY ARE LITERALLY TRUCKS not to mention my sargemore fic where i basically gave the fuck up bc how DOES IT WORK?!?

slitherliten

hey gang

shu-todoroki

I love this, that's for certain! XD

lardass999

i verbally moaned at this

Eric and PC guy talk about Leo

#comic #go!animate #PC guy is kinda gay #and into bdsm #and also kinda a bitch

potatatatidk

gachapoid.

now.

you ask and you shall receive

gachapoid as frutiger eco

Searching him up was so funny because wdym half of the vocaloid community hates this little kid. What did he DO

lardass999

it's mostly his design, he has those buck teeth.

which i personally find adorable as, he is based off of a popular japanese character named gachapin

also thank you so much brother...

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potatatatidk

Vocaloids as aesthetics