1910 times were weird

-you hear the tap tap tap of Genji feet behind you

-“I’ve got you in my sights” *cue panicked 360s trying to see where that old man is yelling from

-“fire in the hole-” *tire noises and you do a REALLY panicked 360 trying to see where it’s coming from

-“nerf this” and it’s time to fucking book it for cover and god bless your soul if there’s nowhere to go

-“RYU GA-” *that horrible whooshing, creaking wood sound and you see hells fire as you die

-PINNED

-turrets shooting you, whether it’s Torbie’s autolocking onto you or symmetra’s slowing draining the life from your walking corpse

-“JUSTICE RAINS-” *right above you

-“DIE DIE DIE” *right behind you

-“HAMMER DOWN” *right in front of you

-“GROUNDED” *especially if a roadhog DRAGS YOU DOWN INTO A HOLE WITH HIM CUZ IF HE GOES DOWN, you go

-Saw the Bastion a second too late

-saw the TURRET a second too late

-walked stupidly into the turret four times thinking you could take it out but just giving Torbjorn a humiliating play of the game Congo

-“aw you look tired”

-“Helden sterben nicht” *the lights of hell as your demons return to you

-Mei tosses her Ult at you and you can’t run and soon you can’t even walk because there’s an icicle in your eye sockets

-“bombs away!” *GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET OFF