gay

i just want to thank all those who’ve destroyed me into the person i am today

reblog if you’re tired of fake sesame street fans

happy watermelon soup day yall

Jesus

I bet those two are couple now..

I’m gay

me too

This is such a great story

please tell me more!!!

The gentle alien preaches her strange gospel. 

tag yourself im squidward

I’m going to get an education, mother

I hope black women had a good day today.

This post 100% includes black trans women. I hope y’all have a good day today as well.

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

Me bringing back my Grindr hookups 😔

there’s rats on Grindr now?

Yeah they’re called men

normalize wearing teddy bear backpacks

*Switches languages in mid-sentence while talking to myself*

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”