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Hag's Lair is a Discord Server dedicated to Baldur's Gate Villains.

Well, my petal, ever since that blasted wizard's feathered menace gobbled up my last pigeon, it’s been a right faff to send news. Age doesn't help either, these old bones of mine crave a bit of quiet jollies. But I tell you, nothing tickles my fancy more than a proper cuppa and a good ol' mag stuffed with juicy gossip, cheeky tales, and saucy pictures. And mind you, I’m not alone in this — got me whole coven who live for a bit of scandal to chew over!

There’s nothing for it but to get on with publishing a villain magazine, I reckon. Has Raphael finally sorted out those daddy issues of his? Who’s Abdirak been spanking this week, I wonder? Word is Astarion blew his Crimson Palace in a game of Whist — imagine that! And Enver? Oh, petal, they’re saying he was fiddling about with his jiggery-pockery, bent over for a spanner, and his automaton gave him a proper clout right in the… Well, let's not delve into the ins and outs, sweetness, save the juicy bits for the magazine, eh?