Lane Sullivan

Sometimes... I feel... unheard. 

When the chat room goes quiet. 

This little guy came from the Doctor Who title “The Unwilling Warriors.” 

...no, by all means, don’t tell me that you have an event on the 5th and just take an estimate as a definitive date... I certainly love condescending conversations afterwards about us missing some deadline you set for us. 

There is always that one person you know that no matter what is said or what conversation is going on, they will interject with the most seemingly random comment. 

Okay... I care a little. We can talk about all your favourite bands and I laugh at all the memes you post...  but I draw my own comic and write and record my own music and you don’t even mention it?  I suppose a part of that is having a different name attached to it all. What right do I really have to complain. 

Depression is not the joke. Being depressed because of the never ending cycle that is social media is the joke. Social media is like a 24/7 sitcom High School reunion episode. Constantly lying about your success will cause an infinite sadness.

I live in the Northeast... I have never met a spider that could kill me... But I don’t want you to put in a cup and release it outside; I want you to crush it dead. More than dead.. I want it wiped from the face of the earth..... But I have certainly bought plenty of death machines.. I mean teddy bears in my time. 

Dreamers gonna do what dreamers gonna do...

We all have that one guy we know it would be better to just agree with them and move on... but still, we try to help and engage them in conversation... just to have our advice completely ignored.  Feel free to take my joke out and put your own in.

People need to be more careful on the internet. The amount of dumb people that work for major news outlets is astounding... You make one little joke and all of sudden people think the world is round... 

Can we please do away with phone messages? Just email me... I will get to your email far quicker than your phone message. The blinking light gives me anxiety. Too much unknown with them, it could be anything!  

From 1978 to well into the 90′s, there was a cat with some particular sage wisdom. 

It’s an old joke but still applies. It should be mandatory for drummers to practice to a click track. Pretty well known fact that drummers have a short attention span, they need all the help the can... hey I found some more skittles!