Zosi

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

It's crazy how many women in Deadlock look like absolute coked up perverts (/pos) and then you throw Paige in there and she's this absolutely stacked nerd who's out here talking about King Arthur and not realizing her ass is in a different zip code and all these women like Silver and Holliday and Mina are looking at her like a dog that managed too get into the kitchen without supervision during Thanksgiving dinner

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

still thinking about the time my bf asked about favourite dinosaurs and my brother said quetzalcoatlus (pterosaur (not a dinosaur)) and my bf said dimetrodon ((synapsid (stem mammal) (went extinct 50 million years before dinosaurs evolved)) and i said crows (bird (dinosaur)) and yet i was judged to be the incorrect one in this scenario

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry