My dad:* refuses to gimme candy till i do my homework*
non existent fake promise candy: just give him wants and you can have me
me: i dont want you i dont want you
real candy at stores: If YoU payYyYYy yoU can STAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
me: LORD TELL ME HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS, I DUNNO HOW TO SAY NO TO THIS.















