Lana Fields

“Not possible.”

“I would quite happily throw one, but I’m not sure how my boss would feel.”

“Your boss wouldn’t have to know.”

“Or they’d just throw stuff at us.”

“That would be something we’d do to people.”

And both are equally terrible.

“I don’t think I’ll ever dance again now.”

“Drunken wet man… I like it. I think it suits me.”

“You’re welcome. It most definitely does suit you.”

“Or if it did, we’d probably be the most boring people here.”

“People would most definitely feel sorry for us.”

“What are the wrong reasons, exactly?”

“Probably because they think it’s funny.”

“Shame, I was going to ask to share.”

“Somebody needs to throw a party so we can get drunk.”

“Could you imagine how boring we’d be if we weren’t embarrasing?”

“I don’t think our friendship would have lasted this long if we were boring.”

“Very true. But not surprising. People always enjoy my dancing.”

“For the wrong reasons, maybe?”

“Our friendship certainly wouldn’t be as great, not if one of us was constantly embarrassed by the other.”

“Being embarrassing together is what makes everything so fun.”

“Perhaps, I guess it’s a good thing we do it together then.”

“I think it would be awkward if just one of us were embarrassing.”

“Don’t worry, I’m embarrassing enough for the both of us.”

“I think we’re equally embarrassing when we’re out that’s the beauty of our friendship.”

“Are you drunk?”

“No, I wish I was.”

“Mine is only stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.”

“At least people who see us dancing can get great enjoyment out of it.”