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@lampthelampent
Hellloo all I am Lamp ! I an a Lampeent licinng in Chargestttone Cave , Univa ! I fou n d a phonee once an waiteef a momth and the owner did not return forrrr it so I made it nine own !
[Cleaned up Text: Hello all I am Lamp! I am a Lampent living in Chargestone Cave, Unova! I found a phone once and waited a month and the owner did not return for it so I made it my own!]
[Edit and OOC: I will allow magic anons and random Peliper mail. Anyone can interact, too.]
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Helo ! Welvome to Cjarhestome Cabe ! Yhe Joltiik here aee bery nice !
[Translation: Hello! Welcome to Chargestone Cave! The Joltik here are very nice!]
Polite Lamp, you mention that you encountered a trainer, but they didn't try to catch you. Did you want to be catched? What are your feelings on being caught, in general?
I amm free lMpent! IT willl syay tjat way ! Traibers are coool thiugj Lamp has moyhing agai st trainees jusy not myy thing
[Translation: I am free Lampent! It will stay that way! Trainers are cool though, Lamp has nothing against trainers. Just not my thing]
Mr./Ms. Lamp, have you ever met a Chandelure? If so, how was it?
Llamp doedn't like the mr mss lA mp is Laanp . My mamma wass a Cahnferlire ans shw waas veru kibd !
I have met amotjer one recemtlt who wad cery confuded anout my eues and ears . He wad a battlimg trai er''s partber but no attempt too catcj Lamp !
Helllo I am Lamp I cam testufy rhat N ca n ubderstamf Pokemon haha . Lamp is a Lampent !
( @lampthelampent )
//mun of the Snipers too. I just occasionally bring Lamp out of retirement if I think it's funny
if that N guy can understand whatever the fuck this message says, i need him over here to translate.
I am Lamp ! Lanp is a Lampent ! N cam unferstabd me ! Hope tjis helpa : )
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Lamp jad seem Combeee Novie . It wad so bed . If I hsd tje abikitu too speaK Lmp would ansoluteky ot shut up .
[Translation: Lamp has seen Combee Movie. It was so bad. If I had the ability to speak, Lamp would absolutely not shut up.]
soup
soup!!!
soup!
Soup?
Suop!
Seized with the fatal unovan urge to have a really big drink today tbh
XXXL baja blast calls your name
I refuse the call on account of heart disorder
Lamp willl takr your plave absweriing tje call . I wil take o n the task . Give it to Lamp .
[Translation: Lamp will take your place, answering the call. I will take on the task. Give it to Lamp.]
Pokemon doing little "bleps"
with their lil tongues Reblog if you agree
I tjink Lamp agreees . Bur Lamp does mot hav e a togue : (
[Translation: I think Lamp agrees. But Lamp does not have a tongue :( ]
if you guys were a fictional character how do you think the fandom would mistreat you. I’ll go first I think I would get infantilized to hell and back for being autistic, people would ignore the fact that I can and do get horny and simply choose to keep most of it on a sideblog, and/or I would be hated for being an imperfect victim
yes you can join this one if you know that you’re fictional in some universes.
never at all forgiven for my mistakes and assumed to be a liar, cheat, and fraud manipulating my girlfriend for the money and status.
do not even want to begin imagining how they'd treat wolfy tbh
Earae my weirf pjysi cal traits . I dom't knpw wjy Lamp looks liike thidbuy my eats Are coool ! Eben if mu wars ste stran gr .
[Translation: Erase my weird physical traits. I don't know why Lamp looks like this, but my ears are cool! Even if my eyes are strange.]
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porygon mail: TheCombeeMovie.mp4
Yoppeee ! Tham l you !
Was the movie... Not good? I've never seen it so I wouldn't know
I suppose my answer will contain spoilers, so if you are, for some reason??, interested in watching Combee Movie spoiler-free, skip this post
Well Combee Movie isn't exactly a good movie over all... If I had to describe it, I'd say it's a wild fever dream. It can be fun, as in "what is going on" kind of fun.
But the Combee and the woman are in a romantic relationship by the end of the movie, which is pretty bad...
Oh, also, watching a movie about a talking Pokémon who tries to have a relationship with a human woman with N Harmonia Gropius is an experience. N had a meltdown over the "Pokémon just have a rule that forbids them from talking to humans" at the beginning. Then he had to get up and walk in circles in the living room to calm down when Combarry started being interested romantically in the woman. Then he cheered when the Combees sued the human race. Then he crashed out when the Combee and the woman create a business together with an implied official romantic relationship in the end. He went through a terrible emotional roller coaster. He has been ranting to Zoroark for hours about Combarry clearly being female but being dubbed and written as male.
I think Zoroark can't handle it anymore...
How does Lanp wittyneds this awfuk mo vie ?
[Translation: How does Lamp witness this awful movie?]
Oh hello,
I can pelipper mail it to you if you wish, would that be okay ?
Lamp doesmt know hoe toplay a dbd on a phon e :( But I will tale it if yoi wmt ?
[Translation: Lamp doesn't know how to play a DVD on a phone :( But I will take it, if you want?]
Was the movie... Not good? I've never seen it so I wouldn't know
I suppose my answer will contain spoilers, so if you are, for some reason??, interested in watching Combee Movie spoiler-free, skip this post
Well Combee Movie isn't exactly a good movie over all... If I had to describe it, I'd say it's a wild fever dream. It can be fun, as in "what is going on" kind of fun.
But the Combee and the woman are in a romantic relationship by the end of the movie, which is pretty bad...
Oh, also, watching a movie about a talking Pokémon who tries to have a relationship with a human woman with N Harmonia Gropius is an experience. N had a meltdown over the "Pokémon just have a rule that forbids them from talking to humans" at the beginning. Then he had to get up and walk in circles in the living room to calm down when Combarry started being interested romantically in the woman. Then he cheered when the Combees sued the human race. Then he crashed out when the Combee and the woman create a business together with an implied official romantic relationship in the end. He went through a terrible emotional roller coaster. He has been ranting to Zoroark for hours about Combarry clearly being female but being dubbed and written as male.
I think Zoroark can't handle it anymore...
How does Lanp wittyneds this awfuk mo vie ?
[Translation: How does Lamp witness this awful movie?]
Lmp mau not kmow much abour hu.an food . But . Will Ibuprogfen rive really not habe any ilk efffecys ?
[Translation: Lamp may not know much about human food. But. Will Ibuprofen rice really not have any ill effects?]
( @lampthelampent )
It will give literally anyone else liver damage and severe stomach ache with a possible ulcer if they have much more of it. I'm being very careful with the dosages and already have something of a resistance to it.
.....also the texture is just really really bad.
Welll . As lo ng as yo're stauimg safe . But ig Lamp has a moutj I would tru ot . Lamp is intriguied .
[Translation: Well. As long as you're staying safe. But if Lamp had a mouth, I would try it. Lamp is intrigued.]
Magic anon! A box appears with some safely edible rocks and crystals inside! Some notable mentions are Tigers Eye, Black Opal, Chalcopyrite, and a Pale Sphere! And a second smaller box also appears
hope you enjoy, and that they taste good! And if you don’t wanna eat em or worry about that you can put them into the smaller box and they will become inedible again.
Oh gods I cannot eat these. I’ll be ruined forever, you understand. The taste will haunt me every time I go mining.
……fuck. You have cursed me with temptation. Maybe just one….
So . How did thjs go , Fluff ?
I cannot let my baby bird find out I ate rocks and didn’t let her have any
Yout sec ret is safe witj Lamp
[Translation: Your secret is safe with Lamp]
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Magic anon! A box appears with some safely edible rocks and crystals inside! Some notable mentions are Tigers Eye, Black Opal, Chalcopyrite, and a Pale Sphere! And a second smaller box also appears
hope you enjoy, and that they taste good! And if you don’t wanna eat em or worry about that you can put them into the smaller box and they will become inedible again.
Oh gods I cannot eat these. I’ll be ruined forever, you understand. The taste will haunt me every time I go mining.
……fuck. You have cursed me with temptation. Maybe just one….
So . How did thjs go , Fluff ?
today I have learned that pokemon can read
sure why not. I mean I guess in hindsight, why wouldn't they be able to? but I was not expecting it and I am thrown off by it
and on that note I'm definitely getting a drink at the bar tonight. just one because I don't need to be hungover again. but I need a fucking drink
Some og us cab wrote , too !
[Translation: Some of us can write, too!]
