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* OH. Hey, pops! Dat was quick.

* Eyyy m’boy. Woulda been quicka but I had t’pick up ur birthday present.

* Pops dat’s… Dat’s next month.

* Catch.

* Whatthe– dis iz a gun.

* Happy Birthday!

* It’s covered in blood, pops!

* Couldn’t find wrappin’ paper.

* Dad, what the fuck. There’s coke INSIDE th’ gun.

* Th’ gift dat keeps on giving.

* ARE THOSE TH’POLICE??

* Strippers! Heard y’been into dudes recently. * You go have fun. Ur dear ol’ Daddy Pops iz gonna hide er, chill ova here for a minute. Rest my feet.

* DAD!

Villainous - Day at The Beach

I have reason to believe that someone is going around into other people’s accounts and sending them messages on IM with fake links. 

This happened to me just now. I thought it was suspicious after seeing the tinyurl link, but I clicked it anyway and it brought me here:

Whatever you do, DO NOT LOG IN. Take a closer look at the URL at the top.

This is a scam. It’s a website made to look like tumblr’s home page, and it will steal your information and hack you right out of your account.

My guess is that this has already happened to tumblr user @turntableking and their account is being used to drag more people in.