שָׁלוֹם

homer of a lonely bart

(much better than a) homer of a broken bart

imagine being hot…wouldn’t it be neat

i would stay up with someone i hate just to talk to them out of suicide.

I would stay up with ANYBODY!! Just to talk them out of suicide.

I would try but i would probably make it wore so blegh dont trust me….

Would do, have done, three strong coffees solves the tiredness problem.

This needs to be spread a lot more than it is

Okay and now there are several new things I’m afraid of.

I already know my deer head watches sometimes… He won’t admit it but I just have this feeling… XD

I have several of those fears, tbh

No mirror allowed anywhere I can see them from my bed, for years now. I know someone is watching me otherwise -_-

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

I’m screaming at eddie to calm tf down

so this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere