like guys doing head spins and girls doing robots.

No, I’m not hungry… I could go for a drink or something though.

I have so many commissions to do and my biggest accomplishment of the day was getting a cat to meow back at me… 

… I must destroy my competition.

She's long gone now, but you're more than free to up-one that loving.

"Well, she wasn’t lying. And least she’s learning honesty at a young age."

A lot. I forgot to do them.

And you don't think, not even a little bit, that your roommate was right? It's fine if you don't, I'd be more than happy to help you find another or somethin'.

Aww! That is so sweet.

"I offered her ten dollars to do it, but that little shit conned me for twenty…"

I don’t actually work anywhere, I’m kind of an aspiring artist. Not very much of a job really.

"She lets me lay on her when I’m drunk."

"She is soft."

"Yes, and that’s more than most people get."

Good thing I’m an adult and set my own hours to work or I’d be really screwed

"Pffft. You’re full of shit. You got no problems with appearances."