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Ten years since this fabulous performance:

The Last Shadow Puppets and Johnny Marr covering

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me by The Smiths at Alexandra Palace 16th July 2016

#emotionally wrecked and its not even 9 am #so beautiful #and the implications #<- yes prev #tlsp #alex turner #miles kane #johnny marr #the last shadow puppets #eycte era #milex

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nominativedeterminism

Okay so the boyf is giving me regular updates as he makes his way through all 20 Patrick O'Brian navy books and I've finally realised that O'Brian loved creating the exact characters that people on this hell site are obsessed with.

One of the two main characters being a scrawny scraggky gay man who he cannot let be for two minutes is just so. yah. "Oh I'm bored, I'll just torture Steven for the twenty thousandth time or kill a character he's attached to or strand him on a random island, yeah, that'll make it interesting."

RIP Patrick you would have done numbers on tumblr

ladyfauxhawk

and the other main character is Jack, a man who is 1) brilliant at sea, 2) inept on land, and 3) loves his best friend the skrunkly Steven almost as much as he loves a pun.

lesser of two weevils amirite?

#whump blorbo and comedy blorbo #because we love both here #aubreyad #patrick o'brian #master and commander

applysome

Call Me

Pairing: Miles Kane/Alex Turner

Rating: Explicit

Tags: Plot what plot/porn without plot, Smut, Phone sex

Word Count: 1,504

Summary: Miles is on tour and Alex decides to give him a call to have some fun.

This is a short and smutty reprieve from all the angst I’ve been working on lately. I’d aimed to write and post within ninety minutes (whilst the football was on) as a challenge but didn’t quite make that timeline.

Very rough and ready (forgive any errors) but hope you enjoy all the same!

#applysome putting us all to shame again 🤍#this series of short stories is so fun #go read it #fic rec

for all my fellow aging hipsters.

#lcd soundsystem #kenny gray #hey indie sleaze tag #this is what it was really #sorry not sorry #Youtube

97bluegirls

PULP • Live at Mad Cool 2026, Madrid

As requested by the dear @ladyfauxhawk, HE SAID NO.

°°° My soul left my fucking carcass. Bold of me to just breathe properly right after THIS, bold of anybody else to believe it's not my hologram you're all talking to.

ladyfauxhawk

This is what mutuals are for!

💜💜💜

#I mean it was worth asking 👉👈#we all want sweaty jarvis pics right?#pulp #pulp band #jarvis cocker

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New fic: The View from a Very Important Wedding

Title: The View from a Very Important Wedding

Rating: Teen and up (may change as series evolves), for registered ao3 users only.

Chapters: 3 (and counting)

Summary: This series of vignettes, set in the near-present, imagine Miles Kane and Alex Turner getting engaged, planning a wedding, and the big event.

Note: I've been dealing with writer's block and wanted to challenge myself to write some fluffy, just-for-fun windows into Alex and Miles's lives as fiancées and husbands. If you have any scene ideas you'd like to see, please let me know! 💞

#my fics #my writing #snippets #milex fanfic #alex turner #miles kane #tooth rotting fluff

forked-tongue-blasphemer

Isopod

British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r

ladyfauxhawk

not just an isopod! This little dude has so many cool names.

A woodlouse (right, @anitadipuglia ? 😉)

Or a slater

Or cheesy bug

Or chucky pig

Or roly poly

#There's some deep blog lore here #Cool marginalia #historic doodles #woodlice

mardybumdaughter

Alex: I went Wire mad on that [Humbug] tour. I just got so greedy. I get so greedy with them things.

Matt: Six in t’morning, I could hear him.

Nick: ‘Wire Beast’s been up all night again!’

Jamie: Just laying there with crumbs all over him…

[x]

#to be fair though #I also binge watched the wire #it's worth it #thank you jamie for this important detail about bus alex #arctic monkeys #the wire #alex turner

gayblast

𝐽𝑜𝑠ℎ 𝑂'𝐶𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑟 & 𝑀𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝐹𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑡 ⬪ 𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑠

#challengers #josh o'connor #mike faist #always reblogging this

adt-photo-blog

ladyfauxhawk

Awww Alex cosplaying as Miles!

#alex turner #arctic monkeys #milex

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terpsikeraunos

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

aphilologicalbatman-deactivated

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

zipstick

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

anitadipuglia

Hello my followers, I have a very important question to ask. It's inconvenience we have to do it this way because under ideal conditions we'd be sitting at the same table late in the night in Rome, drinking cocktails together and talking, but– if a time machine was finally invented and you had a one chance to revisit any event of the past, what would you choose?

#an excellent question #now I'm going to be nosey about it too

rymbrr

Before and after funny little doodle

unused bonus sketch:

#this is just GORGEOUS op #and so much fun #little baby snarl looking so small #joshlex #alex turner #josh homme #beautiful fanart

ssontag

“And Miles, what made you move to LA so shortly after Alex did?” - “Well I was just too fucking in love and I couldn’t ignore it anymore” *casually snogs Alex*

misskattylashes

This always interests me because within a few years they’re both so unhappy with living there they leave and come back to London. Miles in particular seems to really have had a bad time in LA…

ladyfauxhawk

it's the switch from singular to plural that blows me away:

"I don't know if we'll be here forever"

Miles, my man, we all know what you're talking about.

#milex #miles kane

crashdavis

rpf is a spectrum which ranges from "I am not even speculating I am simply observing the ontological truth" to "would that be hot or what?"

#yep yep #rpf

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alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)