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ahh the band guy shirt equivalent of Mr Darcy walking out of a lake

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alex hot mess turner strikes again
ahh the band guy shirt equivalent of Mr Darcy walking out of a lake

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
Magnus Archives fan I see
THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY
hi! I made a thing that you might like:
Title: And like a grain of diamond dust my devotion’s outer crust cracks
berighthere
Summary:
Just a little dreamy angsty god-falls-in-love-with-a-mortal mythological bastardisation, crossed with TBHC and Glass in the Park and “I wanna be yours” and Milex… I hope you like it. Note, the warning of an unresolved ending… if you hate that, avoid this.
Work Text:
You can call me Alexander, but I am not who I appear to be. I am the original muse, the light in dark nights, the watchman over earth's sleeping forms, as I have done for millennia. …. (Keep reading here (it’s only 707 words!).
I hope you enjoy it. Feedback and kudos are dopamine so please dope me up!
Please tell me…
Milex fans are you…
Attracted to both Miles and Alex
Attracted to Miles and Alex is okay
Attracted to Alex and Miles is okay
Attracted to Miles and not at all to Alex
Attracted to Alex and not at all to Miles
Not attracted to either of them but they are attractive
Just here to play dolls
I don’t like Milex
They are unattractive
don't mind me I'm just listening to Japanese Breakfast and sobbing in my cube. 😭

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505 just came on the radio
And Mr Fauxhawk just asked me what 505 is a reference to.
Honey, are you sure you're ready for that? 🤣
lemon tree update 🍋
remember this flower from 2025?
Fifteen months later, I *almost* have a lemon
I plan on turning her into a cocktail.
Guess what?
I have a lemon!
She weighs 147g.
Ohh she is juicy.
And made a delicious gin and tonic. 🍋❤️
Look at Alex's left hand... Holding Miles' bare chest... And then right at the very end... He slowly and gently caressed him...
Miami Vice (2006)

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David Hockney
Portrait of an Artist (Pool with Two Figurines), 1972
RIP June 11, 2026
God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.
"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today
showing off pits
Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.
Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking hilarious
Cons: They might think I’m creepy. Despite the fact that it’s public and on the Internet, it is not socially acceptable to let anyone know the extent that you creeped their archives.
I hereby extend blanket permission for anyone to creep on my archive, and to like and reblog posts from it if they want to. It’s really quite flattering.
“it is not socially acceptable”
Wrong. It is not only acceptable but expected here. Adhere to whatever “etiquette” you will on other sites. Share and be shared here.
Yeah, this isn’t a Tumblr thing. Everyone here loves it when they wake up to 97 notifications and they’re all likes and reblogs from the same person of shit you posted five years ago.
I love it when someone is obviously going through a specific tag of mine.
User that exhibits the actively curious, reblog-spamming, tag-digging behavior is an endangered species that must be preserved at all costs. No seriously I view this kinda stuff as a big, massive, yuuuuuge compliment. Please don’t let this culture die.
Yes, please, come on in here and dig in the depths!
We're not using tumblr to be normal.
We're here to get weird and show off the insides of our unhinged brains.
When you find someone who matches your freak, reblogging isn't cringe. Don't be a creep in dms obvs but also,
DON'T 👏 BE 👏 SHY 👏
Tumblr carries the torch of the old internet, where we made friends instead of buying things. How are you gonna make friends if you don't like that post and smash reblog and leave a comment?
i had only ONE thought when i saw this picture and i won't elaborate further

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Milex engagement photoshoot vibes
Canned pose? ✅️
Gauzy curtains? ✅️
The ugliest chair you've ever seen? ✅️
Soft lighting? ✅️
Spotlight on the matching jewelry? ✅️
Red Carpet
The Commitments (1991), directed by Alan Parker, is a cult classic about a ragtag Dublin soul band, but behind its infectious music and humor lies an equally fascinating production story.
The film was based on Roddy Doyle’s novel, yet Parker wanted it to feel authentic rather than polished. Instead of hiring seasoned Hollywood stars, he auditioned over 3,000 unknowns from Ireland. Many of the cast had never acted before, but most were talented musicians. This gamble gave the film its raw, unpolished energy, perfectly capturing the scrappy spirit of a working-class band trying to find their sound.
Interestingly, Parker insisted that all the music be performed live on set. Unlike most musicals, where tracks are pre-recorded and lip-synced, the cast actually played and sang during filming. This decision created plenty of chaos—missed notes, cracked voices, and technical hiccups—but also gave the performances a spontaneity that made them electric. Andrew Strong, who was only 16 when cast as lead singer Deco Cuffe, stunned Parker during auditions with his gravelly, soulful voice, instantly setting the tone for the band.
A lesser-known fact is how close fiction and reality blurred after filming. Following the movie’s success, the actors formed a real touring version of The Commitments, performing around the world to sold-out crowds. What began as a story about underdogs chasing a dream turned into a genuine musical phenomenon. Decades later, The Commitments remains not only a beloved film but also a celebration of how music, even in the most unexpected places, can bring people together in unforgettable ways.