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Random Story Idea: A dragon comes up with the ingenious idea to draw in noble knights as easy prey by disguising herself as a human princess… only to unwittingly get caught up in a whirlwind romance with the one knight that obliviously falls for the ruse and is none the wiser to the true identity of the “princess” he’s devoted himself to.

The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

One of my writing teachers in community college told me that the first step of writing fiction was to run a character up a tree, and the second step was to throw rocks at him. Words to live by

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

And quite clearly neither know what to do, really.

I love how mom looks into the camera like “are you SEEING this shit?????”

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

synonyms

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it