Does that mean some of the time you don’t like it?

It has it's moments, just like everything else. Otherwise it would be no fun.

“.. No, I don’t want a pumpkin spice.. Latte? I’ve never even heard of it.”

Good, cause I wasn't offering any. This one's mine.

It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy. Also, not willing to help you with this. At all.

Then go away,  you're interrupting me.

You’re a peach.

Oh, I know.

But you don’t like being alone.

Never said that. 

Thanks for your input.

You're welcome.

"Well someone’s feisty."

And comfy. Drive around.

So…I’m guessing you don’t see that as a bad thing?

Sometimes, but  don't mind it as much as you'd think.

Doesn’t it get lonely, though?

Lonely, yes. So?

Familiar. I just think it’s overrated.

Your face is overrated.

"Mm, how about no. How about you get out of the way because you’re in the middle of the road?”

How about fuck you?

Well, getting a dog doesn’t sound too bad, to be honest. Alright, technically, yes, it would be the same…I guess, but you can’t just go poking people’s eyes. That’s…rude and mean.

Again, I'm rude and mean. It's not gonna change, buddy.

Your definition of fun must be different than mine.

You must not know a lot about sarcasm.

"Are you going to continue to stare into space in the middle of the road or would you prefer to move before I continue driving?"

I'm too comfy here, you can drive around me.

What? Thats my food dont look at me like that.

Aw, come on. It won't kill you to give me a little bit.

Yes, because you poked me in the eye! Everything was blurry for a moment there. It scared me. I don’t know. I found them and thought they looked interesting. So, I decided to keep them.

Poor you, guess you'll have to get one of those dogs now. Well, I decided your eye looked pokable so I poked it. Same thing.