When I see posts trying to vilify Crowley or Aziraphale, I simple chuckle and remind myself that THEY BOTH WERE GONNA SHOOT A KID RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH AN ANTIQUE BAZOOKA TO SAVE THEIR BOOZY BRUNCHES!
So, ya know. They aren’t the best at handling stressful situations! Neither one was entirely good or bad. They’re basically average human adults, with perhaps a wee bit more bloodlust if you try to interrupt their good time.
Maybe cut them some slack. Stop pointing fingers and remember all they really wanted was their jobs to get off their dicks, figuratively. Maybe literally.
Heaven is full of weirdos.
How they handle any and all inconveniences:



















