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dont be shy, hit the macarena at times where it isnt socially acceptable to hit the macarena

Based

No shit. That's why I posted it.

my favorite thing to do ever actually🥹

im doing this new thing it's called forgetting to post on tumblr

just had to block a mutual for liking nazi shit . crazy that i have to say this but don't interact with me if you're a nazi or in any way right wing i want you dead

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

as an ao3 user wtf is that person on holy shit kids fucking DIED???? ppl need to lock in holy fucking shit

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

Sometimes I don't even feel like a person, just bones wrapped in meat and too much fat.

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"