this could be the snart of something big

character will get 10x hotter with the addition of blood btw. bonus points for disheveled hair, untucked clothing, and glazed, feverish eyes.

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

Nothing forges stronger bonds than hating the same bullshit fanon thing

i love that Project Hail Mary has gotten people looking into really cool rocks to make rock aliens about, probably a top 5 consequence for a film

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

For the sake of your mental health, stop downplaying your growth. Your younger self is so proud of how far you've come.

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

reblog to bring prev a gift

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

doomscrolling thru the weather app