I eat angst for breakfast💙💜

Anon… ANON!!! Omfg helppppp!!! Because yes. Yes yes yes and yum.

I think it would be almost every time btw. Like, you can’t tell me Sebastian doesn’t know all the sweet spots and sensitive areas. He knows. He’s adept at reducing the boy to an absolute writhing, weeping, drooling mess. Every time.

Sebastian is a rancher in a VERY small village. Like this village has 20 people in it tops and it's very isolated.

Ciel is a city boy who's never even considered working a single second. You don't even know the meaning of soft hands until you meet this boy.

Ciel for some reason or another is forced to work with Sebastian on his farm in the middle of fucking nowhere. Everyone in town is like "hmmm that creepy guy has a kid with him all the time now. But we shouldn't say anything considering his ranch is basically the main source of food here"

It should be noted this is loosely based on stardew valley.

where's the joke when it's canon.

bard was left in their cradle after, thirty-five years later, his mother finally got tired of him. mei-rin was found in a cabbage patch after she tripped over the cabbages sticking out of the ground. snake was accidentally dropped by a bird that had decided snake eggs were a delicacy for its chicks. and finny is their biological son.

yana was even kind enough to draw the moment of childbirth, with him coming out of the birth canal and seeing his parents for the first time.