bad bitch in between your teeth

i shouldnt be allowed to text girls i am crushing on i start saying shit like "yes maam" and saluting

maybe i shouldnt be allowed to text girls im crushing on because it just never ends well

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

women in gray tanktops or gray spaghetti strap tops, no bra, hairy armpits, visibly sweaty

we have to make more women like this. can they also be fat please? do we even know of women who look like this? is there any proof? can I see proof of such wonderful things?

i just really need this to be real right now

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

stalked ur blog shawty, just gotta say, fantastic tits… and i’m sorry u had a bad day, also.

"u attract what u fear" AAAAAAAAH financial stability and rough sex

tgirl driving across the state just to fuck my little ciscunt. im so good for her that she would be willing to drive so far just to use and abuse me countless times. her throbbing girlcock pounding against my cervix until I bruise and then some. putting literally endless loads inside me while I thank her for making my womb stretch and grow as it fills with her babies…

Hide & seek but I fuck you wherever I find you.