their bony wrists and nefarious intentions

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

L + ratio + no narrative significance + your arc got dropped

things are going to be difficult. But you

are going to be difficulter

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

why does no one remember how homophobic the 00s were? this totally checks for 2003

fr this ONLY could have happened in the early 2000’s bc that was the sweet spot of gay media exposure and gay ridicule. it wouldn’t have made it through censors or whatever before that

I was out when this happened and it was surreal.

Yeah. I hung out with some pretty queerphobic comics nerds at the time.

Y'all. "Hell is empty and the devil's are here" is not one of those epic Tumblr quotes. It's from The Tempest. The Shakespeare one.

remember when that furry post went around with "you have nothing to lose but your chains" and people were saying "this is such a raw ass line and it's from a furry post" but it's literally karl marx