no

well, you gotta make hotel reservations or something, right? just like, dont leave. eyeah

well, its a little too late to leave right now, so why dont you let this be your last night and leave tomorrow? i can uh, have some police people help you move…

that place seems pretty nice, actually, and you should Not Leave, Ever

thank you. i work hard.

interesting… i’ve never heard of going in cold. you really are something. sad i didn’t catch your name, we could work together to get everybody who’s ever done anything wrong to us.

i’m sure you do.

i don’t know how well that would turn out. i’m not fond of working in pairs, but i suppose i have nothing left to lose. 

well then your’e going to have problems. not sure how to break it to you, you kind of have to reel them in by forming a bond and breaking their trust before you kill them.

you can’t just go straight for the kill, it won’t work. trust me. i’ve killed four people.

astonishing! that’s quite a few that you’ve gotten.

oh, trust me. you can do it without a bond, it’s been done before countless times. plus, even those who like you tend to betray you anyway. 

oh. well, meeting you is almost as cool as meeting klavgav! 

you should still make parodies though. theyd get popular

i don’t particularly want to work with him. and i doubt he wants to work with me. 

you could pour it into their coffee when they’re not looking, that’s what i always do.

or poison your boyfriend’s cold medicine.

or just push them into a downed power line.

or simply just tell him to drink it if you think he doesn’t love you anymore.

honestly, there’s many ways to get your job done.

quatsch. we aren’t, nor have we ever been, in any relationship other than a strained platonic farce. as of now i’m sure they’re not very fond of me. 

a power line is too obvious. to risky. there’s too many chances for witnesses. then i’d end up exactly where i started.

i cant believe klavier gavin is plotting a murder

really? well, you look just like him! you should do like, parodies or something.

how do you even plan to poison someone anyways? you can’t just throw the bottle around like it’s no big deal.

oh, of course not. do you think i’m a fool? 

if i’m going to poison my target then i’m going to have to be craftier than last time. simple poisoned nail polish and stamp won’t do. much too many variables.

and now klavier gavin and ariana grande are talking to me

ive never been on an airplane, i dont care about politics, and the memes are getting better by the day