surely tomorrow

your boyfriend can detect when it's going to rain?

i hate when you wake up early by accident and then don’t go back to sleep right away & your body is like “oh we’re up? time to get up?” and then you get hungry. like bro no way dude turn that back off. i’m not up yet

Found myself wanting to say that "consuming text is easy and passive, unlike video which requires active effort to watch" and then realized this is the opposite of what basically every other human being would say.

solarpunk revolutionary party emptying the universities, proud newsreels showing endless columns of economists, market futurists, schizoanalysts, dog eyed in threadbare cardigans and bowties, frog-marched at gunpoint into vast bioreclamation facilities and thrown screaming into the vats, scored by bouncing triumphant orchestral music. every soul can nourish the garden

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

got "orgasm acceptance" confused with "no loads refused" and now my therapist is referring me elsewhere

Its good that i have a blog now cuz I used to write all this bullshit down physically in a diary and my mom found mine and read it when i was 15 and i got in so much trouble cuz i drew goku with a boner so foreboding frightening it cleaved his jorts clean in half down the crotch seam and she threw it in a dumpster but then i crawled inside and retrieved it in the dark of night to preserve the archives of my mind but I lost it the very next day cuz i dropped it into the wave pool at Wild Wild n Wet (waterpark). Nowadays relying on digital spaces we have no guarantee of our eras information being preserved for futture generations tho and as the lights go out The silence will be suffocating and we will all be boner goku at the bottom of the wave pool at Wild Wild and Wet lowkey so u might as well start an nsfw twitter with ur government name and credit card info in bio tbh

the amount of breathing room you gave my post in the speech bubble is fucking with me interior design feng shui style

ethos, pathos, logos, and d'artagnan

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

This is so obviously correct I can’t even think what the other answer would be.

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.