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Sorry I haven't been on Kyubey for a while!
He's probably my hardest muse to get the hang of!
But while I finish my drafts, are there any young girls who would like to befriend the cute and innocent puffball? He doesn't bite!
"Note to self."
"Contract on Sundays."

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“Oh— no, no! Please, don’t worry… I didn’t find it creepy or scary.”
Hands raise to give simultaneous dismissive waves. Being followed was nothing new to the idol. Actually, it was something she rather missed. The attention, the cat calls, the fans hounding her for photos and autographs… Maybe at one point she might have wished for it all to go away but now, here in Hive City, it’s kind of unsettling to be so off the radar like that.
“Ehm, but what do you mean by ‘aura’…?”
“…Did you need something, maybe?” Sayaka begins to wonder if she’s carrying her wallet. A few pieces of change she’d allow to be spared to this thing… it was really cute, after all. Although what a goddamn cat-like animal could use money for is beyond her. If it could talk, though, perhaps it would have the need to make purchases and such.
"Oh, excuse me for not explaining, I'm what many would call a Messenger of Magic. When I say 'aura' I just mean that I sense some strong energy coming from you." The creature said as he nodded his head.
"I know it sounds odd and perhaps a little too fairytale-esque for you, but I can assure you that I'm telling the truth!" He'd been so used to other magical girls explaining himself for him that this routine was somewhat rusty.
"I don't really need anything, but if you want something all you have to do is ask. You see, I have the ability to grant you any wish you desire, or I would if my powers weren't limited."
This discussion only seemed to leave Jonathan even more curious about this ‘Kyubey’. Though he supposed he wouldn’t be getting an answer to that at this rate. “I see,” Though technically he did not see at all. Jonathan sort of understood, but it was all very much beyond him. Either way he was following this strange, white thing down the sidewalk, letting it lead him either to the station, or perhaps somewhere else completely.
"Oh, I suppose it would be best for me to introduce myself as well. I am Jonathan," He seemed to add in out of the blue, "Also… are you native to this city? Or were you brought here from elsewhere as well?"
"This city doesn't seem to be part of my world, so I would assume that I have been abducted. But I must say, for what very well may be an entirely different universe, it's not all that different from Earth. As for the natives to this world, I believe that they aren't exactly what you would call 'sentient', looks like they were only created to serve as some sort of environment for the subjects they abducted such as you and I."
The creature made a turn around yet another corner and disappeared from the man's line of sight, but continued to speak with him through his usual way. "Do you see the railing up there? The station is just across the street from here."
So she found out about them. And she contracted? Niko wanted to hate this incubator for allowing that to happen. That wasn’t what she wanted at all. She wanted Hijiri to have a normal, happy life. Not…that.
Yet, Hijiri had a sense of free will. The incubator was just doing as he was born to do. That didn’t make him any less partly responsible, in her head, she had to admit. But she wouldn’t let that show. She couldn’t well hide the slightly ill look on her face from the knowledge she was attaining.
"Hijiri…what did you do…” She said under her breath. She…played at the lives of Niko’s friends. Fooled everyone. Not only that, did it all under the cover of ‘Niko Kanna.’ “By…your use of names, I’m to assume Kazumi, Kaoru, and Umika had survived.” She said, only further observing in a quiet tone. It was a lot of information to take in, and none of it left the usually collected girl in too great a shape. “You’re telling me Hijiri acted out of a desire for some kind of revenge on me? For what I did to bring her into existence? She stooped that low because of resentment?” Or was there something else? There likely was, given Hijiri was Niko’s double. She had no doubt there was another goal.
Reaching out, she grabbing one of Kyubey’s ears and lifted him up in front of her face, her blue hues staring, giving off even the faintest glare. Her grip was a bit tighter than it needed to be, as well. “This is exactly why we dislike you and your kind so much. No good ever comes from getting involved with you.”
"Kanna Hijiri not only wanted to get revenge upon you and the others for her own existence, but also because she sympathized with Kazumi, along with those that came before her. Had her plan worked, all life on the planet would have been wiped out by the witches of not only the girls in your freezer, but what had remained of the Pleiades Saints, to be replaced by artificial beings the world over."
"As I said, though, her plan failed. You are right, the three survivors of the 'Hijiri Massacre' are still well even now, and for Kazumi even better than that! In order to defeat the army that your replica had created, she formed a contract with me, certainly she will be a most powerful witch once all is said and done. It must be thanks to all of that heart and effort you had all put in when creating her. I should thank you!"
After that, he found himself hanging in the air, held by one of his ears. This was a familiar scene, and if her grip were any tighter she could very well rip off his limb without even trying. Though, not like that mattered an Incubator.
"I don't get it, when you humans have something unfavorable happen due to your own actions, you blame the other party for what had occurred without taking into consideration your own part. It's not like we force your kind into forming contracts with us you know? You and the others made your wishes of your own accord, I only granted what you asked for, and even then, she had acted out of her own will as well."
┌What a cutie! It could even talk! That made the creature even more adorable. A firm nod followed the animals words, delight fixed on her face. Just where could a creature like this have come from, it was amazing! And adorable, she almost wanted to take it home and keep it as a pet or something, of course that would be terribly rude.
A blush crept over her cheeks as she realized that thought, a hand lifting to cover one a nervous laugh caused her mouth to hang open, however the only sounds that followed were the inhale and exhale of air. She lowered her hands to the top of her knees now staring at the ground between herself and Kyubey.
Magic was a word that caused her to stare in wide eyed. Ah, so it knew of magic too, then again magic wasn’t all that rare where she came from, especially common in the League of Legends. A hand lifted to point at the golden instrument that floated with her before the other hand lifted to point at herself as if to suggest both of them had magic. This action followed by several quick, almost eager nods.┘
Ah, so this person in front of him did know about magic, and she didn't seem to be asking him any questions whatsoever. Whoever she was, she certainly wasn't very talkative, and apparently very entranced by his overall appearance. Perhaps this might come in handy later down the line, but for now all that mattered was to continue this one-sided conversation.
With a single bound he leaped onto the woman's shoulder and balanced himself without using any amount of effort. "So we're both of the same cloth! I'm very glad about that, it's always easier. Would you mind if I stayed with you for the time being?"
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OOC: Sorry for the absence! Daily despair will begin shortly!
It was quite an embarrassing moment, Jonathan felt. He was discovered lost, and being shown the way by some odd creature he’d never seen before, who was perfectly capable of talking to him. Was this some sort of induced madness he had not noticed? Like before in the Reverse Hills? Though, he’d rather not think of that time. “How is it you’re able to speak with me?” Jonathan asked, trying to ignore the comment about him going in circles. He slowly followed after the small white thing, feet making a soft sound as his heels connected with pavement. “You sound as if you were just beside me, not to mention that you -well… not to be rude but you look more like a pet than something that could speak like a human.”
"Is that so?" The creature simply continued to go along the sidewalk leading the man on. "Well, you could consider it one form of communication I hold."
"You look confused, but it's actually really simple. It might seem like a special power to you humans, but it's not really all that different from your forms of verbal communication. With only a finite number of syllables you have an infinite number of words, just imagine this as our way of speech."
"I’m from Earth too and, to be honest, they weren’t very common there either. Well, I don’t think they were where I lived anyway. I didn’t know as much about them growing up as I do now."
"I've had a few run-in experiences with one or two, it's all very interesting, but that's a story for another day. Hm, would you happen to have any food? I'm awfully hungry and just happened to smell some."
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☑ You are a great Kyubey! Despite my friends saying no, i find him VERY adorable!
No doubt he's adorable! that's exactly what he wants you to think makes contracting easier
And thank you! Kyubey's sorta hard to get down right for me, he doesn't make puns and he's the closest thing to a villain I have, so it's really nice to know I'm doing well so far!

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THAT'S LIKE FOUR MORE THAN NECESSARY! I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOUR EXTRA LOVE, THANKS!
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FROM ONE WHO IS VERY WELL ACQUAINTED WITH DESPAIR, THANK YOU!