this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

Halloween is a year-long event and I will not be limited by your perception of time.

HEY! BECAUSE OF OP, THEY CREATED A SPECIAL WELCOME IF YOUR FOUND THEM THRU A TUMBLR WELCOME, ITS A YOUTUBE VIDEO.

*slams reblog button*

@findingtallahassee holy shit! This is cool!

@judiops

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

This post was good but then it got better

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK YES

This has improved since last I reblogged.

I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didn’t really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.

I am not in the habit of reblogging a post and slapping an “it got better” on there BUT I SAY GOTDAMN

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

Anyone who does this is a chaotic-good

Omg

Omg @libertatemsstuff lets do this

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

Like, according to Trump’s first wife Ivana he kept a book of Hitler’s speeches in his nightstand and would read it periodically… so the overlap is not at all surprising given his obsession with Hitler’s propaganda.

“Don’t compare Trump to Hitler though.” - Conservatives

I’m honestly disturbed and disgusted….

The resemblance is uncanny

what the fuck he’s the fucking president

What the actual fuck, this is not okay

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

I mean, I’m calling bullshit but it’s worth a go

HOW THE FLYING FUCKNUGGET

Im just rebloging because of that last guys comment

thats not possible

well, why not? let’s give this a try.

I hope to have many follows.

Tags vv

i shouldnt believe in this stuff, i’ll just get disappointed

Why the heck not?

Whats the harm?

sure let’s go

whyyyyyyyyyyy not

🙀

No way but okay

Its worth a try

why not…

Please,

I don’t expect much, but let’s try it !