Kylie Jayyy

i'm not a gift. i'm a reward. and you need to earn me. good luck. 🎖️😮‍💨

i'm not saying no. i'm just saying not yet. i like to make you wait. it's more fun. ⏳😉

i'm not a flirt. i'm a professional tease. and you're my current project. 📂🫣

i haven't washed my hair in 5 days. but i put on lip gloss. so i'm ready. 🧴👅

i'm not a mess. i just live in organized chaos. my floor is a museum of my outfits. 🏛️👗

my skincare routine: washing my face when i remember. my mental state: questionable. but i'm cute. 🤷‍♀️

i still remember my Neopets password. but i can't remember my bank pin. priorities. 🦖💀

my childhood was a fever dream. and i'm still dreaming. and it's getting weirder. 🌈🫠

i still listen to the same music from 2014. i'm not evolving. i'm just curating. 🎧💅

i laugh at my own jokes. aggressively. and i'm not sorry. 😂🫣

i talk to myself. a lot. and i give myself advice. and i take it. it's a system. 🗣️🧠

my worst trait: i take too long to text back. my best trait: i'm cute. we balance out. ⚖️🎀