i share my dreams with ghosts.

formative years? aren’t they all?

dont tell any of my friends or mutuals but....their ocs are really cool.................

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

It’s been a while since we reblogged chicken content, so… chicken chicken.

@miffledamurffle

wow, that character death was amazing. well written, devastating, a perfect conclusion to their arc. now give me every piece of media where it didn’t happen.

as much as some tumblr users need to be studied in a lab, every time i am on this app there are people praying for each other. which is very nice to see and it does give you a certain appreciation.

if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

finding that one fandom friend that GETS you and your blorbos the way no one else does is a privilege and it will literally change your life

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

"we need more morally gray women in fiction" yall can't even handle Pike Trickfoot