Empty Prophecies and Broken Promises

rido troppo.

You never stop clapping after your first clap. The only thing that changes is the interval between the next one.

S T O P

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

This spoke to my soul wth

I feel attacked.

i hate this post yet it keeps coming back

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE DEPICTION OF WHAT HAVING GLASSES IS LIKE THAT I’VE EVER SEEN

Not this post again it always kills my half blind soul.

Its been so fucking long since I’ve seen this post I thought it just disappeared

When you can’t see without glasses but also can’t see with glasses either so you just sit down and have an existential crisis.

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

It makes no sense that there was no Asians who won the golden ticket in the movie Charlie and the chocolate factory considering the sheer amount of people living in Asia.

The “over here” whistle sound (reer-reet) and “hey good looking” whistle sound (reet-reer) are the same sounds, just in a different order.

It’s pretty ironic that Spider-Man works for a newspaper company considering people kill spiders with them