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General info

Name: Kuro/Captain Kuro 🐱

Alias: Klahadore, Kuro of a Thousand Plans

Age: 34

Occupation: Ex-pirate and butler in Syrup Village

Description: After faking his death since he was sick and tired of the life as a pirate, Kuro landed in Syrup Village, begging for help. He got a job as the main butler of the young rich girl Kaya.. a kind sweet girl. Despite faking a nice personality, Kuro hated her and wanted to kill her for her fortune- he especially hated the young boy Usopp. Kaya‘s only friend that came around to make her laugh with his stories. He is still plotting her „accidental death“ and would do ANYTHING to live peacefully without a bounty on his head.

Boundaries and limits

-Any interactions are totally fine, Kuro is my favourite little scrungly.

-This goes double for referring to him as a cat. MEOW AT HIM.

-Romantic interactions for adult men only!

-go crazy on the freaky things though

About the admin

-Writer is 24!

-Other blogs are @mr-3-official and @viceadmiral-michiharu

-Main blog is @trashcan-music

#one piece rp blog #kuro rp blog #one piece officialverse

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kuro-official

CAT DRUGS??? WE GOTTA CALL THE MARINES

WELL I WASNT TAKING THEM- do not call the marines. I beg of you. You don’t need to involve them, honestly, i can throw the drugs away?

ironfist-fullbody-official

do we evem have a law agaisnt cat drugs

i dont think we can arrest people for that

koby-official

Catnip is purrfectly legal! You are going to prison for other reasons, though.

kuro-official

I did not invite you two?? Where are you coming from? Leave me alone actually???

#KOBY TIME :D #not the cat drugggsss

CAT DRUGS??? WE GOTTA CALL THE MARINES

WELL I WASNT TAKING THEM- do not call the marines. I beg of you. You don’t need to involve them, honestly, i can throw the drugs away?

#not the cat drugggsss #🐈‍⬛:replies

*Gives kuro the catnip* oops...

(Also wah i'm super excited i dont think i've ever seen active kuro rp blogs hes my favourite op char and i love him sm)

….that’s a fairly small bag. But i’m going to just sniff it and see what happens. It’s not like- i don’t know- drugs, right? Cat drugs.

(Ooc: AAAH SAME HERE,, he has been my favourite character since he randomly showed up and i’m so happy you’re enjoying this :DD)

#🐈‍⬛:replies #KURO ANONNN<33

Hi Klahadore, Lovely to meet you!

I have a question, Does catnip make you turn you wild?

Well, it is lovely to meet you too. That’s a new question for sure, i don’t know if i’ve ever tried catnip? Maybe i should??

#🐈‍⬛:replies #oh?? watch him go insane on catnip #you are so fun anon

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woaw, you seems like such a devoted butler! I'm sure you love spending time with miss Kaya, poor girl ! What's your favourite activity to makes her forget the tragic loss of her parents?

Why, how kind of you to ask me about this. You’re very nice~ And i do love spending time with her, she doesn’t deserve this.

She is.. a bit sickly at the moment.. so we stick to inside activities, we both enjoy painting.. drinking tea and talking.. i let her knit and make lovely scarves.. we used to go shopping together and spend time in the garden!

Thank you for the lovely ask~

#🐈‍⬛:replies #awwwhh

If i have to clean up another spill the other staff members made, i’m going to be.. less nice about it. I am not the man for everything. I am just a BUTLER!

#🐈‍⬛: ranting #sighhh save him #one piece rp

What do you have to say about the rumors saying you hate the villagers of Syrup ?

Rumours. All baseless rumours because why would i? They don’t hate me, they don’t bother me at all and i believe they like miss Kaya as much as i do.

Hi there! You're from syrup village, right? what a coincidence, i used to live there! ...how are things?

- @journalist-not-pirate

Oh really? Well, things are the usual. Not much is happening- i am doing my job, i keep the mansion clean and safe, i protect Miss Kaya with my life.. and the village? I don’t usually go there.

I don't have money but i can give you this plastic cat ear headband?

-🍫

Ugghh you won’t stop asking until i do the thing. Fine, just this once for free. And then i require a fee for every new meow. And here we go.

Nyyyaaa!( ^ω^ )

#help him #🐈‍⬛:replies

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nya for the people

-🍫

….can you spare 15 dollars? If you can’t then i am not doing it. I am a man of money.

#the nya saga #🐈‍⬛:replies

Nya (or alternatively Nyah) is the Onomatopoeia for the sound a cat makes, like Kero / Ribbit being the onomatopoeia for the noise a Frog makes!

- anon of a few answers

So you want me to meow, there you go. That is a clear and precise answer. Mmh, i can probably meow for a few bucks? Send me money~

why won’t you nya :[

I am a 34 year old man. I am not sure what the hell Nya is and i am not sure i want to find out either, is it a sexy thing??

can you go nya, y’know, like-

Nya ฅ≽(•⩊ •マ≼

Nya?? Can i go NYA?? I don’t know what you mean, anon, but i refuse to comply. I am not going to nya..

#🐈‍⬛:replies

Im gonna squish you WHY did you stance up like that MY BOY.

YOU'RE GONNA FUCK UP YOUR SPINE IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN 😭

Wh- i thought it looked intimidating? And my back- don’t judge me for what i decide to do in the moment! My brain just decides to do things sometimes!

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lying-usopp-who-lies

Just saying your bio is incorrect, there is no way you have 8000 followers. Nobody chooses to follow a liar.

But keep up the jokes. Amusing.

@kuro-official

Well people chose to follow you, Even though you're a lying backstabbing jerk!!!! You're a way bigger liar than me you phony butler!!!

Also you smell and nobody likes you and those lil pins on your suit look like piles of poop so NYEHHHHH 😛

kuro-official

A lying backstabbing jerk- what makes you think that? You must be telling lies again, dear Usopp.. or maybe you’re a lousy pirate. Like your dad.

I would NEVER hurt Miss Kaya, we both know she matters the most to me- and the symbols are SPIRITUAL symbols. Not poop.

lying-usopp-who-lies

DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY DAD LOUSY, YOU BASTARD!!!!! AND WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT, JUST LIKE THOSE STUPID POOP PINS, YOU LITERALLY ADMIT YOUR TRUE IDENTITY ON YOUR BLOG YOU DUMBASS

I've already been through this song and dance once!!!!! I'm not as weak as the usopp you know!!!!! And I won't let Kaya get hurt anymore!!!!!

kuro-official

He is lousy, all pirates are lousy awful people that steal and murder and shoot everyone that gets in the way of what they see as right. Full of shit? Me? I am not sure what you mean- Hold on.

This is supposed to be a private blog to talk about my feelings and what has been happening- did i accidentally open it up to the public? CAN MISS KAYA SEE THIS?!

lying-usopp-who-lies

SHE CAN AND I'M GONNA EXPOSE YOUR LYING ASS. WE'LL SEE WHO THE REAL LIAR IS!!!!!

@kayaoffical

(also if u try to hurt her I'll kick your ass myself i am NOT afraid of you)

kuro-official

FINE. Tell her what’s going on. She won’t believe you. I am her loyal, amazing butler who would do anything to keep her safe. And you tell stories.

lying-usopp-who-lies

Nuh-uh

kuro-official

Slander?? Lies?? Edited photo?? You keep painting Miss Kaya as the bad guy.. she is so kind and generous, she would never ever be mean to me..

lying-usopp-who-lies

Yeah, she IS incredibly kind and generous, maybe a little TOO kind and generous, for saying you're on thin ice instead of immediately throwing you out on your ass for being a scheming schemer who lied to her for YEARS (and not fun lies, that are harmless entertainment, like real actual Mean Lies)

Also, not edited, u can go to her blog and see it there 😑 or- oh riiiiight you Don't know how social media works, i forgottttttt

kuro-official

I KNOW HOW SOCIAL MEDIA WORKS. I AM NOT AN OLD PERSON. i have been doing this for so long- i am an EXPERT on all of this. I can go look on her account, but wouldn’t miss Kaya be upset? She is already weak and fragile.. i cannot make her feel bad..

lying-usopp-who-lies

Thought we already went over this, man, profiles on snailblr are PUBLIC, anyone can view them, you can view hers, and SHE would probably eventually have found YOURS......... And she's only "weak and fragile" cus of YOU, and even then she's a whole lot stronger than you think

kuro-official

She is not weak and fragile because of me. When i arrived at the mansion, she was.. i believe she must have been 15. She was already very fragile at that point- she was thin, she was smaller than me, i could just feel that she needed help. And when her parents died, she didn’t eat much because she spent most time in her room.

lying-usopp-who-lies

WHA- YOU'RE A GROWN MAN, OF COURSE A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL WOULD BE SMALLER THAN YOU?!?

And yeah, she was depressed after her folks died, i was there too, remember??!?!? But we BOTH know you don't want her to ever get better 😡 i told you, I've BEEN through this, i know your whole plan!!!

kuro-official

I want her to get better, i truly do.. why wouldn’t i- listen. Whatever you’re doing here.. it’s not worth ruining my reputation over. I have something to lose now.. not like before.. what can i do to get you to STOP? Pay you?? I can get you whatever you want.

#🐈‍⬛:replies #he will pay you

kuro-official

*shoots a rubber band at the back of your head and runs away*

@lying-usopp-who-lies

What the- oh, of course if is you. I was expecting nothing else from a nuisance such as yourself, you know~? Usopp. How are you getting on~?

lying-usopp-who-lies

Better than you i bet, I've got friends and crewmates that care about me AND get to go on adventures!!!

kuro-official

Do you really think i don’t have crewmates or friends? I have plenty of friends! I used to go on many adventures with them! They were LOYAL!

lying-usopp-who-lies

At least SOMEONE was! You abandoned them!!! You had a responsibility as their CAPTAIN and you were/are planning to let them all take the fall so YOU can can live a quiet little life as the tragic butler who's employers all sadly perished???

I may call myself a coward, i may get scared and run away sometimes, but i will ALWAYS come back to help my FRIENDS... if anyone here is a REAL coward, it's YOU 😡

kuro-official

Oh Usopp. You poor scared thing, Usopp. You pretend to care and fight for the others.. but i know that you will run when real danger comes your way. I am not a coward, i am pragmatic and reasonable- if i can LIVE? Then oh, i will live.

#🐈‍⬛:replies #GO LAY INTO HIM!

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