my own truffle butter

At the craft table with a 2 year old judging their ugly bird feeder. You cannot say a word. Breathing is freedom and it’s all you have.

There’s nothing I want less than burning fat in my sleep. I want to gain fat in my sleep. I believe this is good for my dreams.

The growth of my breasts keep the score

That modest woman seems to suffer fools gladly

I fainted and clapsed to the floor

If I horny posted would it come off as authentic?

120 libras man

R Kelly taught Justin bieber the nupe dance at a diddy party

My blog is helping me go cliff diving. My blog is helping me go deep sea scuba diving.

There are venomous entities in the power lines that scurry out like spiders if you shoot at them

I don’t believe we collectively have problems. I believe we all have our own individual problems.

Cringe competition

Infinitesimally close to letting out a laugh

HOE

They’re changing the name of The Holy Bible to The Holy Vible

Still traumatized by the cherry pie incident

Well I didn’t quite cough like a man.