elämä on yks vitun pitkä try not to cry challenge

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garlic is such a good seasoning.. how does it do that

i think its the garlic

its the garlic

You walk into the hipster cafe. 3 different girls with varying nose rings take your order. They spend 10 minutes making it. 1 girl is there to follow the recipe and the other 2 are there to provide moral support by talking shit about the next customer in line. They don’t want to gender people, but they also don’t want to bother asking for names, so they label your cup with an insulting description of your outfit. When you finally get your drink you ask for a straw because you left yours at home, and they all gasp. The pan flute and wind chimes playing in the background screech to a halt. A baby starts crying and its mom shields its eyes. They have to call in their manager from where he’s been busy hotboxing the entire back kitchen. His name is tom bombadil and he has beads in his mustache. He retrieves a straw from the squeakiest reclaimed cupboard ever to be found on the side of a highway. Someone boos.