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WH - Auuuugh. Me and my big mouth. At least I won't need to worry about any strange things coming from that way.

I think. Right? It's just a text rectangle - nuh uh. No tempting fate. No saying anything else and giving you more ideas. Nope.

"Hah. L O L. His boyfriend is the King In Yellow, by the way. Yes, the one from the book. Got his ass and his Carcosa bound to Tumblr like a loser."

I. Wh. Uh. Wh. You know, that would have been a very nice early warning. How do you even - wait no I don't think I want to know. It's going to involve something mind-melting, pretty sure. It would be very bad and probably also strange to be admitted to a modern-day mental asylum.

Admittedly, that does sound funny, though. I suppose even dragons and eldritch entities have to learn how to use the good old text rectangle.

"Told you my roommate was Hastur. I think. Did I remember to mention that I'm involved with the eldritch horrors to you, actually? But yeah, I hooked you up with my roommate's boyfriend as a new friend. Also I literally live in Tumblr Carcosa now. Which isn't that different since I already lived in Tumblr."

I mean yes, but I sure didn't... No, at this point I should have expected something like that from you, hahaha. Well, a new friend is a friend, regardless! Thank you, but also that's horrifying.

Can't say I'm very familiar with the text, so I'm going off what I vaguely remember off it...

Wait, hey. You can get pizza delivery there? Did you need the pizza delivery person to be asleep, or something?

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Hjelo Lbiar

My besrbfrein Chllro said yuo wree friend shapped

Hii!!!!

Mu naemi a Derk

(( @d3r-the-golden-spartan ooc: Hi Toast im SO sorry he's loopy on pain meds and turned autocorrect off on his phone xD

((Translated out of No Autocorrect this all is: Hello Libra, My best friend Chloro said you were friend shaped, Hi, My name is Derek

[Oh! You must be Chloro's dragon friend?] [Nice to meet you!] [Please forgive me, I'm still figuring out how to use these newfangled text rectangles.]

Chloro is friend shaped...? Oh, that is true.

[Chloro is very friend shaped, yes!]

< [That does sound rough, wouldn't even begin to know where to start sorting all that knowledge...] [I've heard people say it's great to have it all the time, and lots of people store infinite knowledge in their text rectangles.] [I don't know how you would transfer your infinite knowledge to your text rectangle, though.] [I guess you'd also need to actively dig through to find the information you want, right?]

Hey, what's that called again? The thing that searches the infinite knowledge? Err... Glug? Goog? One of those. Does this friend have one of those where they are?

[Are you sure you're not supposed to be on painkillers even without the whole stab wound injury?] [I don't know what having a missing bit of soul is like nor a rotten anything, but I'd imagine those would be] [in the ballpark of debilitating, chronic pain?]

My mate has the torn off bit of my soul and is cleansing it for me, which will help with the organization of thindg.

Did you mean Google and the Internet? Not everything is fully accurate there, it is in mine though. Not that I'm looking right now.

I'm... On painkillers? Text autocorrect is why I am understandable. I'm confused by the question? I can turn it off but then you wouldn't understand me.

I mean. They are. But I was managing before the stab wound, so, it's fine. The Agonies are inside where they belong so it's Fine.

I'm starting to suspect my conclusions that are terribly off the mark, as usual.

[Well, your mate is taking great care of you then!] [Both recovery, and cleaning soul pieces, and everything.] [Never mind, do keep your autocorrect on.] [Do get lots of rest still, though! So you can recover faster, back to]

'Baseline chronic pain'??? That sounds rude to say, uhh...

He is!!! Hastur is a darling.

Derek hasn't mentioned the cage. Why would he? His darling mate made it Just For Him, and it's not like he couldn't leave.

Chloro didn't seem to think so, but. That might be because Chloro snuck me pizza. It was really good pizza...

Rest is rather hard when you have a stab wound but I'm trying. No one believes that I'm trying though, which is rude.

You get stabbed one (1) time fighting a Great Old One and suddenly youre not allowed to stand and things because of stitches. Like I haven't had stitches before.

#dont worry this dunce is nearly always confused hes doin his best #unfortunately he does connect it but not in the specific context nor capacity #that doesnt prevent him from yk still being scared half to death #its one pizza how much could it cost? ten thousand dollars (of medical treatment)? energy

[To be fair, it is difficult to do anything with a stab wound.] [The whole not moving and constant sleep is terribly boring.] [Having friends visit is great]

Even if it's the bat visiting? I suppose. A little pizza wouldn't hurt recovery, right? It's one pizza, surely it won't cause something bad like an infection.

[Maybe because it's your spine. Spines are important for dragons still, I'd assume.]

Hold up. Hoooold up. Isn't that the... uh... Oh boy oh boy. Okay, don't panic. Everything's fine. You won't get smited. You don't really need to sleep it's just a formality and you definitely won't be vanished somewhere in your sleep just because you're being friendly to someone and also because you don't sleep. Much.

That said, I didn't know eldritch beings could feel that way. Huh. Something new to learn every day. Humanity at it again, I guess...? Wait, no! I can't say something like that!

Alright. If there's any incoming ankle pictures I am mailing the text rectangle back to you. - 📘

"There weren't until you said that. Great idea! Carrot w carrot"

"But also Derek is locked to his boyfriend's dimension rn so the phone is his only way of talking to you. Tongue emoji."

@soyatoast

WH - Auuuugh. Me and my big mouth. At least I won't need to worry about any strange things coming from that way.

I think. Right? It's just a text rectangle - nuh uh. No tempting fate. No saying anything else and giving you more ideas. Nope.

"Hah. L O L. His boyfriend is the King In Yellow, by the way. Yes, the one from the book. Got his ass and his Carcosa bound to Tumblr like a loser."

I. Wh. Uh. Wh. You know, that would have been a very nice early warning. How do you even - wait no I don't think I want to know. It's going to involve something mind-melting, pretty sure. It would be very bad and probably also strange to be admitted to a modern-day mental asylum.

Admittedly, that does sound funny, though. I suppose even dragons and eldritch entities have to learn how to use the good old text rectangle.

Hjelo Lbiar

My besrbfrein Chllro said yuo wree friend shapped

Hii!!!!

Mu naemi a Derk

(( @d3r-the-golden-spartan ooc: Hi Toast im SO sorry he's loopy on pain meds and turned autocorrect off on his phone xD

((Translated out of No Autocorrect this all is: Hello Libra, My best friend Chloro said you were friend shaped, Hi, My name is Derek

[Oh! You must be Chloro's dragon friend?] [Nice to meet you!] [Please forgive me, I'm still figuring out how to use these newfangled text rectangles.]

Chloro is friend shaped...? Oh, that is true.

[Chloro is very friend shaped, yes!]

< [That does sound rough, wouldn't even begin to know where to start sorting all that knowledge...] [I've heard people say it's great to have it all the time, and lots of people store infinite knowledge in their text rectangles.] [I don't know how you would transfer your infinite knowledge to your text rectangle, though.] [I guess you'd also need to actively dig through to find the information you want, right?]

Hey, what's that called again? The thing that searches the infinite knowledge? Err... Glug? Goog? One of those. Does this friend have one of those where they are?

[Are you sure you're not supposed to be on painkillers even without the whole stab wound injury?] [I don't know what having a missing bit of soul is like nor a rotten anything, but I'd imagine those would be] [in the ballpark of debilitating, chronic pain?]

My mate has the torn off bit of my soul and is cleansing it for me, which will help with the organization of thindg.

Did you mean Google and the Internet? Not everything is fully accurate there, it is in mine though. Not that I'm looking right now.

I'm... On painkillers? Text autocorrect is why I am understandable. I'm confused by the question? I can turn it off but then you wouldn't understand me.

I mean. They are. But I was managing before the stab wound, so, it's fine. The Agonies are inside where they belong so it's Fine.

#ahh gotcha o7 #also crying no dw i get it dumblr be like that sometimes

I'm starting to suspect my conclusions that are terribly off the mark, as usual.

[Well, your mate is taking great care of you then!] [Both recovery, and cleaning soul pieces, and everything.] [Never mind, do keep your autocorrect on.] [Do get lots of rest still, though! So you can recover faster, back to]

'Baseline chronic pain'??? That sounds rude to say, uhh...

Hjelo Lbiar

My besrbfrein Chllro said yuo wree friend shapped

Hii!!!!

Mu naemi a Derk

(( @d3r-the-golden-spartan ooc: Hi Toast im SO sorry he's loopy on pain meds and turned autocorrect off on his phone xD

((Translated out of No Autocorrect this all is: Hello Libra, My best friend Chloro said you were friend shaped, Hi, My name is Derek

[Oh! You must be Chloro's dragon friend?] [Nice to meet you!] [Please forgive me, I'm still figuring out how to use these newfangled text rectangles.]

Chloro is friend shaped...? Oh, that is true.

[Chloro is very friend shaped, yes!]

#he means the internet LMAO #the internet and a search engine #wheezing that der's infinite knowledge comes with free adhd-lite and even more reason to be hopped up on painkiller 24/7

< [That does sound rough, wouldn't even begin to know where to start sorting all that knowledge...] [I've heard people say it's great to have it all the time, and lots of people store infinite knowledge in their text rectangles.] [I don't know how you would transfer your infinite knowledge to your text rectangle, though.] [I guess you'd also need to actively dig through to find the information you want, right?]

Hey, what's that called again? The thing that searches the infinite knowledge? Err... Glug? Goog? One of those. Does this friend have one of those where they are?

[Are you sure you're not supposed to be on painkillers even without the whole stab wound injury?] [I don't know what having a missing bit of soul is like nor a rotten anything, but I'd imagine those would be] [in the ballpark of debilitating, chronic pain?]

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Alright. If there's any incoming ankle pictures I am mailing the text rectangle back to you. - 📘

"There weren't until you said that. Great idea! Carrot w carrot"

"But also Derek is locked to his boyfriend's dimension rn so the phone is his only way of talking to you. Tongue emoji."

@soyatoast

#F man i gotta find which setting to turn it back on orz sorry about that

WH - Auuuugh. Me and my big mouth. At least I won't need to worry about any strange things coming from that way.

I think. Right? It's just a text rectangle - nuh uh. No tempting fate. No saying anything else and giving you more ideas. Nope.

Hjelo Lbiar

My besrbfrein Chllro said yuo wree friend shapped

Hii!!!!

Mu naemi a Derk

(( @d3r-the-golden-spartan ooc: Hi Toast im SO sorry he's loopy on pain meds and turned autocorrect off on his phone xD

((Translated out of No Autocorrect this all is: Hello Libra, My best friend Chloro said you were friend shaped, Hi, My name is Derek

[Oh! You must be Chloro's dragon friend?] [Nice to meet you!] [Please forgive me, I'm still figuring out how to use these newfangled text rectangles.]

Chloro is friend shaped...? Oh, that is true.

[Chloro is very friend shaped, yes!]

Imh te drsgpmfirenf ues

icen tpmreyuou tpo!!!!

rwxtr ecrsmgle?

Vjloto dsif you wetr ftiwmfdhaprd.

Ah. Chloro didn't mention anything about them talking in cipher. Which one is it? Well, this is going to take a while.

[I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean...] [I don't know if this text rectangle has an automatic cipher decoding function.]

I should ask Chloro for one, maybe... Do dragons normally speak in cipher? Oh, wait! It might just be another language. Not that I can translate that, either.

Qjat???

Ait--

Jtsm orejat imenatro dat

A pause in the texting. A long one.

... In my defense. Autocorrect turned pff.

Sorry about taht

I am. On so many painkillers right ndi

[Oh! So you managed to fix your text rectangle's automatic cipher decoder!] [Not to worry about language barriers. It is to be expected, sometimes!] [But should you be writing on your text rectangle while you are on painkillers? If you on that many, you should be resting, right? Please get good rest!]

It wasn't a cipher. Autocorrect is the only reason my texts are legible right now, sorry about taht.

The painkillers are because of the stab wound, I'm okay. It only almost nicked my spine and the blood is inside so it's fine. That's where the blood is supposed to be and everyone is overresctinf.

Also Chloro said something about ankles and I am lost abiuttaht?

Huh?! Chloro! Why do your friends get into mishaps!

[That sounds like an underreaction more than anything! Makes sense why you would be prescribed that much painkiller.] [Also makes sense why your friends might be overreacting to you...] [I take it you are at a hospital, from the sounds of it? Under medical care? Surely you'll be fine as long as you listen to the staff and take your medicine. You'll recover in no time, hopefully!]

Ah.... Oh no. Dare I ask.

[Pardon, what about ankles?]

I'm with my mate I'm fine reallt

Everyone is overreacting it wasn't that bad I didn't almost die or anythifb

It's not like I had another piece of my soul ripped out or simethinf

No hospitals just my mate it's fine he's very good at taking care of mr

A pause; he may or may not have forgotten asking about the ankles thing.

Chloro said you were weird about ankles. Something something show you ankles because it would be funny but I'm honestly confused it's just a part of the nidy.

[Alright then, I'm sure your mate will take good care of you!] [Somehow those other options sound even worse than taking a chunk out of your spine... Please don't tell me those are personal anecdotes or something like that?]

[Oh.]

CHLORO! Siiiigh....

[Please keep your ankles to yourself, it is scandalous.] [I understand they're much less so nowadays, but I'm an old man and still find them scandalous, so!]

He's taking good care of me thank yuo

I mean. Did you want me to lie to you?

I did also get infinite knowledge blasted into my head twice, but because of the missing bit of soul I can only get vague impressions of things. So.

Toss-up for if the soul or the first knowledge thing hurt more. Or I could include the Rot, but then it would win. So.

A pause. A touch longer this time.

So the ankles are a kink thing???

That that's his takeaway has very little to do with the explanation and very much to do with the drugs clouding his brain.

I'll keep my ankles to myself, but like. You do you I guess.

#listing what sounds like the most painful shit to go through and going 'yeah its nbd' energy is killing me out here #offscreen is local dunce trying very hard not to get baited and failing

[Not really, it just was not what I was expecting.] [Infinite knowledge sounds like a massive headache, but then so does missing a bit of your soul.] [I don't think I know what to say to that, either.]

Auuugh. If I say anything else about the ankles it's just digging myself a third grave.

Hjelo Lbiar

My besrbfrein Chllro said yuo wree friend shapped

Hii!!!!

Mu naemi a Derk

(( @d3r-the-golden-spartan ooc: Hi Toast im SO sorry he's loopy on pain meds and turned autocorrect off on his phone xD

((Translated out of No Autocorrect this all is: Hello Libra, My best friend Chloro said you were friend shaped, Hi, My name is Derek

[Oh! You must be Chloro's dragon friend?] [Nice to meet you!] [Please forgive me, I'm still figuring out how to use these newfangled text rectangles.]

Chloro is friend shaped...? Oh, that is true.

[Chloro is very friend shaped, yes!]

Imh te drsgpmfirenf ues

icen tpmreyuou tpo!!!!

rwxtr ecrsmgle?

Vjloto dsif you wetr ftiwmfdhaprd.

Ah. Chloro didn't mention anything about them talking in cipher. Which one is it? Well, this is going to take a while.

[I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean...] [I don't know if this text rectangle has an automatic cipher decoding function.]

I should ask Chloro for one, maybe... Do dragons normally speak in cipher? Oh, wait! It might just be another language. Not that I can translate that, either.

Qjat???

Ait--

Jtsm orejat imenatro dat

A pause in the texting. A long one.

... In my defense. Autocorrect turned pff.

Sorry about taht

I am. On so many painkillers right ndi

[Oh! So you managed to fix your text rectangle's automatic cipher decoder!] [Not to worry about language barriers. It is to be expected, sometimes!] [But should you be writing on your text rectangle while you are on painkillers? If you on that many, you should be resting, right? Please get good rest!]

It wasn't a cipher. Autocorrect is the only reason my texts are legible right now, sorry about taht.

The painkillers are because of the stab wound, I'm okay. It only almost nicked my spine and the blood is inside so it's fine. That's where the blood is supposed to be and everyone is overresctinf.

Also Chloro said something about ankles and I am lost abiuttaht?

Huh?! Chloro! Why do your friends get into mishaps!

[That sounds like an underreaction more than anything! Makes sense why you would be prescribed that much painkiller.] [Also makes sense why your friends might be overreacting to you...] [I take it you are at a hospital, from the sounds of it? Under medical care? Surely you'll be fine as long as you listen to the staff and take your medicine. You'll recover in no time, hopefully!]

Ah.... Oh no. Dare I ask.

[Pardon, what about ankles?]

I'm with my mate I'm fine reallt

Everyone is overreacting it wasn't that bad I didn't almost die or anythifb

It's not like I had another piece of my soul ripped out or simethinf

No hospitals just my mate it's fine he's very good at taking care of mr

A pause; he may or may not have forgotten asking about the ankles thing.

Chloro said you were weird about ankles. Something something show you ankles because it would be funny but I'm honestly confused it's just a part of the nidy.

#torment of ye olde engrish sensibilities and one (1) bat who is prone to hiding anatomy photos in funny places

[Alright then, I'm sure your mate will take good care of you!] [Somehow those other options sound even worse than taking a chunk out of your spine... Please don't tell me those are personal anecdotes or something like that?]

[Oh.]

CHLORO! Siiiigh....

[Please keep your ankles to yourself, it is scandalous.] [I understand they're much less so nowadays, but I'm an old man and still find them scandalous, so!]

Hjelo Lbiar

My besrbfrein Chllro said yuo wree friend shapped

Hii!!!!

Mu naemi a Derk

(( @d3r-the-golden-spartan ooc: Hi Toast im SO sorry he's loopy on pain meds and turned autocorrect off on his phone xD

((Translated out of No Autocorrect this all is: Hello Libra, My best friend Chloro said you were friend shaped, Hi, My name is Derek

[Oh! You must be Chloro's dragon friend?] [Nice to meet you!] [Please forgive me, I'm still figuring out how to use these newfangled text rectangles.]

Chloro is friend shaped...? Oh, that is true.

[Chloro is very friend shaped, yes!]

Imh te drsgpmfirenf ues

icen tpmreyuou tpo!!!!

rwxtr ecrsmgle?

Vjloto dsif you wetr ftiwmfdhaprd.

Ah. Chloro didn't mention anything about them talking in cipher. Which one is it? Well, this is going to take a while.

[I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean...] [I don't know if this text rectangle has an automatic cipher decoding function.]

I should ask Chloro for one, maybe... Do dragons normally speak in cipher? Oh, wait! It might just be another language. Not that I can translate that, either.

Qjat???

Ait--

Jtsm orejat imenatro dat

A pause in the texting. A long one.

... In my defense. Autocorrect turned pff.

Sorry about taht

I am. On so many painkillers right ndi

[Oh! So you managed to fix your text rectangle's automatic cipher decoder!] [Not to worry about language barriers. It is to be expected, sometimes!] [But should you be writing on your text rectangle while you are on painkillers? If you on that many, you should be resting, right? Please get good rest!]

It wasn't a cipher. Autocorrect is the only reason my texts are legible right now, sorry about taht.

The painkillers are because of the stab wound, I'm okay. It only almost nicked my spine and the blood is inside so it's fine. That's where the blood is supposed to be and everyone is overresctinf.

Also Chloro said something about ankles and I am lost abiuttaht?

#derek please im wheeze #tis but a flesh wound moment but thats a whole backbone to stab through

Huh?! Chloro! Why do your friends get into mishaps!

[That sounds like an underreaction more than anything! Makes sense why you would be prescribed that much painkiller.] [Also makes sense why your friends might be overreacting to you...] [I take it you are at a hospital, from the sounds of it? Under medical care? Surely you'll be fine as long as you listen to the staff and take your medicine. You'll recover in no time, hopefully!]

Ah.... Oh no. Dare I ask.

[Pardon, what about ankles?]

Hjelo Lbiar

My besrbfrein Chllro said yuo wree friend shapped

Hii!!!!

Mu naemi a Derk

(( @d3r-the-golden-spartan ooc: Hi Toast im SO sorry he's loopy on pain meds and turned autocorrect off on his phone xD

((Translated out of No Autocorrect this all is: Hello Libra, My best friend Chloro said you were friend shaped, Hi, My name is Derek

[Oh! You must be Chloro's dragon friend?] [Nice to meet you!] [Please forgive me, I'm still figuring out how to use these newfangled text rectangles.]

Chloro is friend shaped...? Oh, that is true.

[Chloro is very friend shaped, yes!]

Imh te drsgpmfirenf ues

icen tpmreyuou tpo!!!!

rwxtr ecrsmgle?

Vjloto dsif you wetr ftiwmfdhaprd.

Ah. Chloro didn't mention anything about them talking in cipher. Which one is it? Well, this is going to take a while.

[I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean...] [I don't know if this text rectangle has an automatic cipher decoding function.]

I should ask Chloro for one, maybe... Do dragons normally speak in cipher? Oh, wait! It might just be another language. Not that I can translate that, either.

Qjat???

Ait--

Jtsm orejat imenatro dat

A pause in the texting. A long one.

... In my defense. Autocorrect turned pff.

Sorry about taht

I am. On so many painkillers right ndi

#long ass pause for der to fumble through phone settings to get autocorrect back on #epic unseen journey :joy:#chloro may have told der this dunce is a not-therapist but this is unfortunately still a dunce so big F LOL

[Oh! So you managed to fix your text rectangle's automatic cipher decoder!] [Not to worry about language barriers. It is to be expected, sometimes!] [But should you be writing on your text rectangle while you are on painkillers? If you on that many, you should be resting, right? Please get good rest!]

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Hjelo Lbiar

My besrbfrein Chllro said yuo wree friend shapped

Hii!!!!

Mu naemi a Derk

(( @d3r-the-golden-spartan ooc: Hi Toast im SO sorry he's loopy on pain meds and turned autocorrect off on his phone xD

((Translated out of No Autocorrect this all is: Hello Libra, My best friend Chloro said you were friend shaped, Hi, My name is Derek

[Oh! You must be Chloro's dragon friend?] [Nice to meet you!] [Please forgive me, I'm still figuring out how to use these newfangled text rectangles.]

Chloro is friend shaped...? Oh, that is true.

[Chloro is very friend shaped, yes!]

Imh te drsgpmfirenf ues

icen tpmreyuou tpo!!!!

rwxtr ecrsmgle?

Vjloto dsif you wetr ftiwmfdhaprd.

#he is not understanding any of that at all LMAO #the meds sure are workin alright he def is goin thru it #rip to his phone autocorrect its gonna pop up with so many red lines when he turns it back on

Ah. Chloro didn't mention anything about them talking in cipher. Which one is it? Well, this is going to take a while.

[I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean...] [I don't know if this text rectangle has an automatic cipher decoding function.]

I should ask Chloro for one, maybe... Do dragons normally speak in cipher? Oh, wait! It might just be another language. Not that I can translate that, either.

i must also bequeath them the gift of american BIG DRINK

#jjba #jolyne kujo #tomodachi life #thats the most amount of effort i've ever put into a shitpost omg

Hjelo Lbiar

My besrbfrein Chllro said yuo wree friend shapped

Hii!!!!

Mu naemi a Derk

(( @d3r-the-golden-spartan ooc: Hi Toast im SO sorry he's loopy on pain meds and turned autocorrect off on his phone xD

((Translated out of No Autocorrect this all is: Hello Libra, My best friend Chloro said you were friend shaped, Hi, My name is Derek

[Oh! You must be Chloro's dragon friend?] [Nice to meet you!] [Please forgive me, I'm still figuring out how to use these newfangled text rectangles.]

Chloro is friend shaped...? Oh, that is true.

[Chloro is very friend shaped, yes!]

#dw LMAO poor derek getting high off the meds #am so sorry its misunderstandtion junction :joy:

*extremely muffled speaking, chucks cellphone (bubble-wrapped) at Libra.* "I'm getting you a dragon friend, enjoy" *in the most generic tts voice*

"Not unless you piss off his tsundere yandere boyfriend"

"Hi Georgie"

Been a while since I had to look up what those terms mean, but... What's the worst that could happen. Mmhmm. I am not confident at all.

*extremely muffled speaking, chucks cellphone (bubble-wrapped) at Libra.* "I'm getting you a dragon friend, enjoy" *in the most generic tts voice*

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Libra! Libra! Buddy pal friend, I got truth serumed so I can't fucking shut up and my roommate is being an absolute fucking dick and using my thoughts to dig into my insecurities and my friend died, like actually died their universe didn't just go dormant and Poem's not fully awake yet so you're the only person I can hide out with right now

🦇

For starters, death being a normal and sad thing to happen and your roommate likely isn't helping in that regard... I'd ask if you'd like to talk about it, but you are being forced to answer truthfully, so I won't. Do take all the time you need, though.

< Ah, right. I don't have the same perception you do. Person, or a facsimile of a person, then. Even so, seeing you care about someone enough to be upset about their passing is... Oh! I think I know what's missing! The you of before would have doused all my laundry in orange juice, or something along those lines. Hahaha, don't worry about it. It's all water under the bridge now, anyway. Besides, it wasn't entirely bad.

I've been calling you my favorite to piss off Hastur, but you really are. You don't usually hold grudges for my shenanigans. Well, bad grudges. Your reactions are fun and you just. Move on. And then you offer help when I come to you freaking out about stuff that has nothing to do to you. *soft chuckle*

...Yeah, I guess I am upset, even if I'm just an extension of a person. Orange juice? Thanks for the idea, Libra, I'll be sure to do that later. When you least expect it, it's not gonna be fun when you're ready. But, like, I was already dealing with the roommmate undoing basically all his character development and becoming a cunt again, before Moea- and, like, my usual methods weren't snapping him out of it, ni matter what anyone did he just got worse, so I was already really upset about that and the truth serum and the Moea dying just made it all so much worse. And I just- feelings suck ass, and I know you said bottling them up is bad, I know bottling them up is bad, but you know me, I'm a hypocrite. I don't want to make my feelings a problem for the people I like.

Why would I? The biggest grudge I've ever held is at least a hundred and sixty years old by now, and the worst it's been is the many body jokes at my expense. Sure, I'll grumble for a bit and swat a pesky orange-loving moth or two, but nothing that can't be handled. And of course I shoot myself in the foot. Ah, well.... wait. I sure hope you're not pranking me by dealing me what is it the kids say... 'a-oh-ee damage'. Oh biscuits. That aside, it's an oddly familiar situation you've found yourself in. Let me think... Last time, you bit me about it! And also bit everyone else involved about it, but I digress. You also know that the people you like would also likely want to help you with your feelings, but only if you let them. Truth serum would be useful here, but it's not by your choice, and you also risk hurting people more, so I understand not wanting to be a burden on them. Hahaha, it's a very human dilemma to be fumbling around trying to navigate feelings.

I bit everyone? I forgor... Like, I have no recollection of that event at all. But yeah, definitely sounds like me. I do like biting people about my feelings. And just biting people in general. But biting Hastur just got me tied up and put in timeout, so I can't bite him about my feelings anymore...

I still don't. Want to tell people about my bad feelings. The real bad ones, the funny ones are fine. It's... what if its too much, what if I'm too much. I know I'm too much. Even normally, without the sad thoughts, but it's better people don't know when it hurts so they can't know how to hurt me more, or feel guilty and hurt themselves because of it, you know? But... you like me, or at least tolerate me, even when I'm too much. So, thanks. For being my friend.

... You know, you would bite an eldritch entity and live to tell the tale. It's hard to imagine you not biting people, or armed with tranquilizer, or hiding ankle pictures in the shelves!

If they don't know, then they wouldn't know if they're also unintentionally hurting you more, right? They also wouldn't know why you're upset, so it'd also be harder for them to figure it out. It's a circle of problems, you'd have to start somewhere to break the loop. Even if ah, admittedly it's much more tempting to just shoulder everything yourself, ahahaha.... And we both can think of at least one 'friend' who would just do things like that intentionally...

It's you. The chaos, the concern, the curiosity. There's no 'you' without all of it, even the 'too much', so... You're welcome! And thank you for being my friend, as well!

Yeah... thanks. Again. This talk, it's... really helping. I don't really want to accept the advice even though I know you're right, but this is really making me feel better. About. Everything.

Hmmm... I should scandalize your delicate Victorian sensibilities with my ankles again sometime. Actually, wait I can do that right now. *pulls leg out of blanket and shows off the fishnet clad ankles* Hah.

Biscuits, walked right into that one. Scandalous! Put that away!

Libra! Libra! Buddy pal friend, I got truth serumed so I can't fucking shut up and my roommate is being an absolute fucking dick and using my thoughts to dig into my insecurities and my friend died, like actually died their universe didn't just go dormant and Poem's not fully awake yet so you're the only person I can hide out with right now

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For starters, death being a normal and sad thing to happen and your roommate likely isn't helping in that regard... I'd ask if you'd like to talk about it, but you are being forced to answer truthfully, so I won't. Do take all the time you need, though.

< Ah, right. I don't have the same perception you do. Person, or a facsimile of a person, then. Even so, seeing you care about someone enough to be upset about their passing is... Oh! I think I know what's missing! The you of before would have doused all my laundry in orange juice, or something along those lines. Hahaha, don't worry about it. It's all water under the bridge now, anyway. Besides, it wasn't entirely bad.

I've been calling you my favorite to piss off Hastur, but you really are. You don't usually hold grudges for my shenanigans. Well, bad grudges. Your reactions are fun and you just. Move on. And then you offer help when I come to you freaking out about stuff that has nothing to do to you. *soft chuckle*

...Yeah, I guess I am upset, even if I'm just an extension of a person. Orange juice? Thanks for the idea, Libra, I'll be sure to do that later. When you least expect it, it's not gonna be fun when you're ready. But, like, I was already dealing with the roommmate undoing basically all his character development and becoming a cunt again, before Moea- and, like, my usual methods weren't snapping him out of it, ni matter what anyone did he just got worse, so I was already really upset about that and the truth serum and the Moea dying just made it all so much worse. And I just- feelings suck ass, and I know you said bottling them up is bad, I know bottling them up is bad, but you know me, I'm a hypocrite. I don't want to make my feelings a problem for the people I like.

Why would I? The biggest grudge I've ever held is at least a hundred and sixty years old by now, and the worst it's been is the many body jokes at my expense. Sure, I'll grumble for a bit and swat a pesky orange-loving moth or two, but nothing that can't be handled. And of course I shoot myself in the foot. Ah, well.... wait. I sure hope you're not pranking me by dealing me what is it the kids say... 'a-oh-ee damage'. Oh biscuits. That aside, it's an oddly familiar situation you've found yourself in. Let me think... Last time, you bit me about it! And also bit everyone else involved about it, but I digress. You also know that the people you like would also likely want to help you with your feelings, but only if you let them. Truth serum would be useful here, but it's not by your choice, and you also risk hurting people more, so I understand not wanting to be a burden on them. Hahaha, it's a very human dilemma to be fumbling around trying to navigate feelings.

I bit everyone? I forgor... Like, I have no recollection of that event at all. But yeah, definitely sounds like me. I do like biting people about my feelings. And just biting people in general. But biting Hastur just got me tied up and put in timeout, so I can't bite him about my feelings anymore...

I still don't. Want to tell people about my bad feelings. The real bad ones, the funny ones are fine. It's... what if its too much, what if I'm too much. I know I'm too much. Even normally, without the sad thoughts, but it's better people don't know when it hurts so they can't know how to hurt me more, or feel guilty and hurt themselves because of it, you know? But... you like me, or at least tolerate me, even when I'm too much. So, thanks. For being my friend.