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hvala luka!!

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Got super worked up about something as soon as I came home (it could be a huge problem, but also maybe it won't??? my brother says I'm overreacting, my bf's nuts because I'm nuts). 3 hrs later and a non-productive trip to my old place later, I'm half a beer in and somewhat feeling better (even though nothing has really been done...).
But gonna have a few phone calls to make tomorrow and I don't wannaaaaaa...
Floral Brocade Silk 3-Piece Ensemble
c. 1860
Whitaker Auction
ebisu will never be balling
a knight who has abandoned his past life in pursuit of dragonhood

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I wanna sew but I have no sewing stuff…….
Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.
The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.
The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.
I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.
I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.
As a (machine) sewist who hates hand-sewing but who also has vaulting ambitions of embroidered and beaded garments, and who always uses enormously long threads to avoid tying off, I'm apparently never going to marry a princess.
"Wahh I got stabbed by your pinned-together garment" It's built-in acupuncture ok!!!! It's a feature not a flaw!!!
purity politics
(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)
Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post
"just go to a food pantry"
"get a second job"
"start your own garden"
"stop buying name brand"
"don't get your nails done"
"learn to budget"
"live within your means"
Temporary individualistic fixes will never solve systemic issues! God forbid EVERYONE eats and not just me!!
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

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God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.
"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today
beer before beer that's ✌️two beers
you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed
hey everyone what's your favorite Skyrim quote? I'll go first

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whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you
I had a dream about famous horror manga artist Junji Ito yesterday