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Floral Brocade Silk 3-Piece Ensemble

c. 1860

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winonaparadise

ebisu will never be balling

#dorohedoro #art #SO COOL!!!#love the color palette!!!

sokolversus

a knight who has abandoned his past life in pursuit of dragonhood

#WOW!!!!!#dragon #art

congratulatorycutie

I wanna sew but I have no sewing stuff…….

oreramar

Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.

The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.

The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.

I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.

I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.

familiarspark

As a (machine) sewist who hates hand-sewing but who also has vaulting ambitions of embroidered and beaded garments, and who always uses enormously long threads to avoid tying off, I'm apparently never going to marry a princess.

"Wahh I got stabbed by your pinned-together garment" It's built-in acupuncture ok!!!! It's a feature not a flaw!!!

#sewing

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exclipsensfw

purity politics

(reposting this because tumblr deleted my blog funny enough for nsfw)

exclipsensfw

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

thickness-protection-program

"just go to a food pantry"

"get a second job"

"start your own garden"

"stop buying name brand"

"don't get your nails done"

"learn to budget"

"live within your means"

Temporary individualistic fixes will never solve systemic issues! God forbid EVERYONE eats and not just me!!

bumblebeebats

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

wtf-is-hockey

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

pseudospaceship

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

amazoogle

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

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tofutomato

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

hitmyvape

a-lonely-dunadan

hey everyone what's your favorite Skyrim quote? I'll go first

#skyrim

charl0ttan

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

#Malibu rum with orange and pineapple juice

caroodraws

I had a dream about famous horror manga artist Junji Ito yesterday

#junji ito

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swan2swan

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

Dorohedoro #18 Q Hayashida

#dorohedoro

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