"The Lighthouse" (2019) dir. Robert Eggers

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

I don’t think it’s possible to go through your 20s without considering at least once to join a monastery

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

i could not survive in ancient greece i would be spending all my money on red figure kraters or whatever. my husband would come home like where did all of the funds for influencing votes go and i'd be like honey look this amphora's got achilles and ajax playing dice on it