GOD IS DEAD

whos spreading this link around. im trying to read hetalia fanfiction i dont care how much you want zahirs nut in your ass

i want to shove my entire arm up shrek's anus and lick his balls while he calls me big daddy while fiona fucks his mouth with a strapon and donkey watches, tied up from the corner of the room and gagged with a vibrating dildo up his ass

i want to fuck chanyeol and the grinch at the same time

i'd suck my own wiener if i could reach it

i can't believe that this is actually a thing

idk who any of you are and you're all irrelevant and im really hard right now nnghhhHHAHHH i just nut on the keyboard

when will i get my orgy? p.s.: jong likes to call me daddy i have 10+ receipts

i want keir to smash me with his monster donkey dick and shove it so far down my throat it’ll come out of my ass and do a complete loop and i want him to put his scat kink to good use and shit all over my chest whilst singing big bang bae bae to make me feel special

all i need is for kim hyuna, my loving succubus mistress, to bite the head of my dick CLEAN OFF before she nurses on the thick AB (RH negative) blood that gushes out of my naughty baby boy body just for her. i want her. i want her and i need her to feed me the shitcorn from her ass. all i live for is kim hyuna. my black widow. my deathful bliss.

i think jinhyung would be a really good boyfriend, the type to get you pretty flowers, and a dog for your birthday. i would really like to hold his hand.

i want someone to piss in my asshole and make me hold it in for four hours exactly before letting it out in the middle of a rabbit

gabriel's nostril hairs turn me on

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

i want to nut into bo until we cant tell whose nut is whose

i want to report this blog and get it deleted and the moment its gone ill cum so hard and long ill be shaking and cause an earthquake