Kristina Rambles

fruits basket is the greatest manga ever written almost solely for the fact that from the first chapter we’re supposed to be mystified and curious about these elusive shape shifting boys that are so incredibly rare and impossible and secretive. meanwhile one of the protagonist’s best friends and her little brother are also just casually psychics and everyone seems to be vaguely aware of it??? and they also literally never use their powers to do anything about the sohma family curse they’re just twinning in goth fashion and making biting remarks???

Only acceptable Dave criticism I will accept, although to be fair he's from Houston

Tamora Peirce

This is the most painfully accurate thing I’ve seen all day.

Me today at the kids

Saving this, because I reread it every so often and it hurts not being able to play the little games

The Taurus urge to get a job and not be able to dedicate any time due to family?

The Leo urge to be a little bit of a sobering experience

really crazy how much i’ve imagined this fic. like it’s soooooo imagined you wouldn’t even believe. not writing it though

@ifuckinglovehomestuck Me and my animorphs fic 🙃

Except for me next thing it's five in the morning

i’m still right that the warrior cats would demolish the jellicles while they’re busy being sensual and singing

You’re just mad none of the warrior cats are as sexy as Macavity the Mystery Cat

I support the warrior cats for the record

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i am cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

And also I am cold